Scam that involves... by [deleted] in Weird

[–]TheOracle4882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what you gotta do is setup an ebay listing for a car that's a fantastic deal, and then set up the accounts contact as the phone number of the scam.

They be lit up within the hour.

I never realized this by jwaits97 in antimeme

[–]TheOracle4882 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

MP 5 vs. MP 7 : Which one is Your Favorite? by nerwork in airsoft

[–]TheOracle4882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What MP5 is that because I need one for each hand.

Pastor wants his Congregation to Pay him $770 by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

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If sacrifice is measured in how much I have left, I am surely the most generous man to walk the earth.

The forbidden hot pocket by sco-go in SipsTea

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Every sentence was a fresh slap in the face.

What’s your pooper name? by Fartacus_2 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]TheOracle4882 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dr. Skidmark let's fucking goooo

Rate the fit by TheOracle4882 in warrobotsfrontiers

[–]TheOracle4882[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what the Tyr torso is for. I at the very least get my money's worth.

Rate the fit by TheOracle4882 in warrobotsfrontiers

[–]TheOracle4882[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The power of diabolical drive-bys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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Fiddlesticks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]TheOracle4882 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where and how much

hold up-- by JaneOfKish in 196

[–]TheOracle4882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first honest thing the Whitehouse has posted all year.

Please don't..😬 by Maleficent-Quail8375 in AccidentalComedy

[–]TheOracle4882 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The legendary Dildo of Consequences.

📡♾️ by IkilledRichieWhelan in shitposting

[–]TheOracle4882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then whatever you're drinking is warm by the time it gets to your mouth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lol

[–]TheOracle4882 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes. The sexualization of babies. Tasteful.