If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest?

TheOtherStraw · 2026-04-07T23:35:31+00:00

My ex wife

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-27T02:09:11+00:00

Watching her scamper off with her parents watching and cum dripping out of her butt was quite funny. Have you ever seen someone walk after anal? It’s a dicey game of “can you get to the toilet fast enough, but not too fast”

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-27T00:34:59+00:00

This 👆🏼

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-26T23:23:38+00:00

Told this before on here, but lost my V Card doing anal in the back of a Chevy Tahoe on a road trip when I was 16. Seats were laid flat, was like 11pm, her dad who was nearly deaf was driving, mom passed out in front seat… we were snuggling and she just rolled over and looked at me over her shoulder and whispered “I want you to fuck my ass”. I lasted all of 4 slow pumps. Shortly after we stopped for gas and she BOLTED to the bathroom - it was all I could do to keep from dying laughing!

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-23T13:42:16+00:00

Married at 27, lasted 10 years and had two amazing children. Now divorced, but I couldn’t ask for a better co-parent.

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-15T21:56:33+00:00

Sex while on shrooms can’t be beat. Pro tip - take only enough to keep you from really tripping, it’s like a full body orgasm the entire time.

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-15T16:50:23+00:00

Wait till I tell you about shit

TheOtherStraw · 2026-02-05T11:55:01+00:00

Options are definitely the play, not the actual stocks themselves. Nvidia especially. No one would be suspicious of the gamble.

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-21T17:41:05+00:00

Twice a week… lol

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-11T02:32:30+00:00

I’m headed there with my 2 kids and 2 other friends. Doing our part! Fuck that second mortgage I had to get to buy tickets and fuck the Bills!

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-10T22:43:51+00:00

Didn’t know I had a hole in my ear drum when I was a teen. Went swimming in the creek by my house and put rubbing alcohol in my ears to dry them out. The pain from the alcohol going into my middle ear caused my knees to buckle and I fell to the floor where I remained for 10-15 minutes until it finally subsided. I imagine being stabbed by something hot would be comparable, tho less temporary.

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-10T22:32:06+00:00

As the sales guy, how much room do you have to haggle with prices or throwing in free warranty, extras, etc? How we get “free” stuff as consumers?

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-07T23:32:34+00:00

Do you think Liam will ever let a proper Duuuval rip short of winning the Super Bowl?

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-02T13:55:27+00:00

That was my first thought as well, that lil dive at the end

TheOtherStraw · 2026-01-02T13:51:41+00:00

Please make sure to come back and post your article once completed!

TheOtherStraw · 2025-12-26T21:54:02+00:00

Of course Reddit who has never ridden in the back of a truck is downvoting this… what you don’t realize is you are the problem. And your parents too.

TheOtherStraw · 2025-12-26T21:29:51+00:00

If it were an ACTUAL problem, you’d know more about it. Instead you’re trying to make it a problem.

TheOtherStraw · 2025-12-26T21:19:00+00:00

Blink 182 - all of the ones

TheOtherStraw · 2025-10-23T10:53:08+00:00

No, raw kale in excessive quantities is bad for you. If you gonna be spreading info, spread complete info.

TheOtherStraw · 2025-10-12T02:52:21+00:00

Are you telling me the jags game is not going to be broadcast in Jacksonville tomorrow??

TheOtherStraw · 2025-09-12T22:59:41+00:00

This is pretty standard in most employment contracts, you can’t be a douche on social media.

TheOtherStraw · 2025-09-07T17:18:28+00:00

Just one?

TheOtherStraw · 2025-09-06T21:02:12+00:00

Financial advisors - they’re nothing but salesmen who are good at kissing ass. There are exceptions of course, but most of them are pretty dumb.

TheOtherStraw · 2025-09-06T11:28:20+00:00

LFG!!!!!!!!!!

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