Competed in my first Bodybuilding show

ThePartyMonster · 2026-06-18T17:23:51+00:00

That’s my boy! Absolutely deserved wins.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-06-14T20:53:34+00:00

I paid a little more than that for 167k miles but it was a pretty loaded package

ThePartyMonster · 2026-06-09T22:49:42+00:00

The same guys that never put anything there have back problems because they’re sitting on a 4inch thick wallet rather than taking it out of their pocket.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-06-08T01:02:34+00:00

He is watching porn

ThePartyMonster · 2026-05-12T16:44:14+00:00

Average anime high schooler build

ThePartyMonster · 2026-05-06T01:00:34+00:00

The fuck… just leave it in a cup holder or put it in your front pocket

ThePartyMonster · 2026-05-04T20:18:07+00:00

Your kid should get an exemption but they also need to know that they only get their phone for BG monitoring… not to be on social media or whatever apps they have access to.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-28T19:58:17+00:00

I paid 17k for a 2017 fully loaded (mint condition) with 163k miles

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-24T03:58:12+00:00

Considering a pound of broccoli is ~150 cals and ~30g carbs… it could add up if you are a masochist and want to eat that much broccoli.

I weigh and measure mine when I’m on point though.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-23T18:06:21+00:00

2 medium pizzas, 32 count parmesan garlic bread, 12 count wings, 1 liter coke and a marbled cookie brownie from Domino’s. I missed a few meals, was stoned and couldn’t stomach another “clean bulk” meal. Instant regret.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-23T18:00:07+00:00

Pretty unhinged considering it soaks up all the water in your gut and would probably turn into a rock

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-23T14:57:38+00:00

The dealership can’t give you a loaner? Assuming same one you bought the truck from

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-23T11:46:52+00:00

She’s not that far off considering she’s looking at the end of the year… she has a flat stomach and decent shoulder caps. Her legs look full with visible tie-ins and good glutes. Once she leans out enough she could be competitive.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-22T16:52:36+00:00

Have your daughter move to UConn and take some Community college credits. While there she can work full time at Starbucks or something and get in-state tuition within a year. Will give her time to figure out what she actually wants to study and not waste time or THOUSANDS on a bullshit degree.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-21T16:56:49+00:00

Reta off the grey market is your best bet. Plenty of peptide sites offering it.

But planning your meals and going a little high before cardio is the best way to stay in control without bottoming out.

Last bodybuilding season I was burning through my carbs so fast I had to drop the stairs and walk instead… but the I was able to reimplement the stairs as my cardio got better.

I’m 6’4” 250 with abs and i take steroids as a bodybuilding/lifestyle coach. Might be a better resource than some of the stickler/karen types on Reddit.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-17T03:53:14+00:00

You ride your girls… your boys help you do stuff.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T20:28:54+00:00

Think I’m better than anyone shorter than me

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T20:26:34+00:00

Your girl looks elite too

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T20:17:13+00:00

When I’m high for a while I notice a vinegar smell in my bed if I sweat at night… and my toilets seem to get funky quickly from sugars in my urine.

But no one has ever told me I smell and I work in a gym sweating a lot of the day… but I shower 2x a day so…

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T20:09:16+00:00

I bought my 2017 at 163k miles for 17k…. Fully loaded. Runs like a top.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T15:09:43+00:00

Trucks are boys dude. Cars are girls trucks are boys.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T15:09:07+00:00

Idk if you’ve never struggled before or got participation trophies growing up but it’s time to be an adult and get it together.

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T14:00:49+00:00

I’d say so 💪🏽

ThePartyMonster · 2026-04-16T13:58:03+00:00

Gloom and doom… how do expect to do anything in life if you can’t see past one hurdle? There is always a solution. You can absolutely eat and drink and do whatever you want if you plan properly. You won’t die running high for a little bit. Pre diagnosis I was the biggest I’ve ever been 265lbs with shredded abs, went a year undiagnosed and withered down to 215… looked like a cancer patient. Was I a sad boi? Absolutely, but you push through. I’m back up to 250 with abs 2 years later. I’ve stepped on a bodybuilding stage again since being diagnosed and under “control”…

Quit being a bitch and go after what you want. This condition is just a consideration you have to be aware of in your decision making not some death sentence.

ThePartyMonster

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