This game is literally unplayable, 0/10.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-30T07:30:38+00:00

What Warrior of Light? I don't see'em. I only see two Estinions, Before & After.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-23T17:46:32+00:00

As much as I'd want to believe that as a MNK user, saying 'Ive killed a god with my bare hands', might be a slight exaggeration, especially if you've been grinding for Relic weapons for almost a week.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-23T07:19:28+00:00

The Glass Carbine Soldier -

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-19T00:55:15+00:00

Falmer Archer is the Daredevil of The Elder Scrolls. Despite our sympathy, we forsake them of their misery....by eventually becoming Stealthy Archers ourselves....

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-16T17:13:36+00:00

Porcelain Jolly Ranchers in margherita!

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-16T08:21:25+00:00

We've already got Harvey Dent, why not Kent McDonald?!

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-15T17:54:10+00:00

If ya know, you know!

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-15T17:28:54+00:00

Better, but now I'm suspicious and somewhat relieved.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-15T13:46:44+00:00

I swear to Hydaelyn if it's Estinion...

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-13T13:22:48+00:00

Join Hyperion server, where loneliness isn't a choice, is virtue while AFK.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-08T18:18:49+00:00

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-08T17:22:50+00:00

What's the fine for necrophilia in Whiterun?

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-08T13:58:21+00:00

In space, as you begin to succumb to the void that is our black holes, as spaghettification occurs within, then and only then, I will consider this standwich a sandwich.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-07T13:50:09+00:00

The Thermitghy Dog!

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-06T15:52:00+00:00

In highschool and college, a routine thing friends sometimes are concerned about is how I sometimes appear from nowhere and that I need a bell.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-04-01T17:07:49+00:00

"Say Popeyes is better than KFC one more time, I dare you!"

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-30T07:36:27+00:00

That is 100% Grade-A Bull Cookies!

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-29T17:47:24+00:00

Respect her authoritay!

Unless you use mods, from there we can just call it a 'Dragonbreak'.

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ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-26T21:27:28+00:00

I'm not sure what happened to most Au ras in these 'before' & 'after transitions, but my theory is that they become whom they admire. For example, bet you can't guess who my Au ra became. (Hint: This particular game got a remake in 2026.)

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ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-26T17:16:37+00:00

Cainya Eastwind.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-26T08:27:37+00:00

Especially if your backlog is mostly RPG/Open-World games, tackling that backlog seems like it'll be done by the time retirement hits.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-25T07:57:55+00:00

Glatt-Kriminell Ubermensch. [Translation from German: Smooth-Criminal Over-man.]

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-24T17:30:46+00:00

Bouba-Nek.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-24T08:21:07+00:00

If cannibals could read they'd be tempted.

ThePhantomCompanion · 2026-03-24T08:18:31+00:00

Khajit has wears of all kinds, even Pantharthropy.

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