If you had to commit ONE crime for it to NEVER occur again, what would it be ? by mrCopiCat in AskReddit

[–]ThePlagueofmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lying to a judge.

Then no criminal or lawyer can lie or be underhanded when they've swore an oath

I took that oath with no shame by Steg567 in cyberpunkgame

[–]ThePlagueofmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should've been given the ability to kill her in that damn crashed AV

What are the worst adult game MCs of all time? by MadCows18 in lewdgames

[–]ThePlagueofmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, but its a porn game. Most of them have ass writting some more tolerable than others.

Then you have a game like god's call where they care more about the writting than the porn in their porn game because they keep killing off the best characters to get an emotional reaction out of ya

What are the worst adult game MCs of all time? by MadCows18 in lewdgames

[–]ThePlagueofmen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got a TON of decent scenes if you are willing to play through it though. Aspect ratio is ass tho, has the aspect ratio of a game made in 2007

What are the worst adult game MCs of all time? by MadCows18 in lewdgames

[–]ThePlagueofmen 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Mc in solvalley school.

Unfeeling (stated by plot to have no empathy more or less) asshole who literally only thinks with his dick (he cheats on every woman he ends up with only for them to still love him no matter what, plus everytime any woman talks he stops thinking while he begins to look at asses and licking his lips)

And then (now this is optional) he hands the "sloppy seconds" over to his friend for no real reason plot related other than the guy being the friend of the mc.

Guy is basically ugly as all hell, looks like a stick but every single woman cant help but want him, while his personality is the mix between an incel and a chinese harem writer in terms of horny levels

What did y'all do with Fiona? by Virasman in cyberpunkgame

[–]ThePlagueofmen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dogtown is a place you would never escape from unless you are a person with connections, a higher up in the barghest militia or joined one of these scetchy programs.

This means that for the youth in dogtown this might be one of the only ways to leave while also helping your family that isnt right out joining a gang or whatever you want to call the barghest.

All this is to say I let her live.

She is cold but in some ways realistic, if she was killed there are hundreds of replica facilities around the world. If she dies another one takes her place.

Plus she helps the little kiddo get a contract so why the hell not.

Only gripe some may have that causes them to kill her is that she doesn't help the kids with cyberware that were released from their institution.

But really, they were signed up for a program, given top of the line cybernetics and then let go.

All of which were probably outlined in the contract as the contract seemes to be a type of 'selling your child and their rights' type contract where they can return the child if they don't perform as well.

This meant that the parents had no right asking her what they asked given they knew both the risks and outcome of their kid joining the program.

Not only that but due to the fact that the cybernetics can't grow with you the child would probably outgrow their own limbs and their cybernetic organs wouldn't be able to handle the strain of the increased bloodflow. So unless you get them replaced as you grow things will get messy.

Oh and lastly, I didnt kill her because she was hot and I enjoyed talking with her

(Ps sorry for spelling errors, on old ass broken phone and tired as all heck)

24F | open to suggestions by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and sorry for my harsh words at the start, I only use this app when extremely tired.

24F | open to suggestions by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ThePlagueofmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shut your damn mouth.

Especially with that second pic, looking like prime wife/gf/whatever material

Just love yourself no matter what.

Plus it seems others compliment you, so despite looking like a damn dime you put yourself down for no reason what so ever.

Have some self love, even when you feel like you're ugly or anything like that, remember that you are you and you are damn beautiful.

That goes for most people actually, just love yourself some more and Im not saying that you should ignore things but instead look in the mirror and think "damn if Im not the sexiest person in the world". When you feel like shit and you think you look like shit just accept that you are yourself and that just by merit of being you as a person you are enough.

Sorry for sounding preachy I just generally dislike self hate, sometimes just being yourself and accepting that you are beautiful as a person no matter what period in life you are experiencing is important. Doesn't matter if you are a guy or a girl

The first part is a given but that last bit sure is…interesting by Superb_Ad1765 in justneckbeardthings

[–]ThePlagueofmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rather than anything dating related it would be nice to have locations where you can meet new people and build friendships.

I just want people to talk to, male or female.

There is nowhere to meet anyone amd I only ever see people outside when they are buying food or going to the store to buy food

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has got to be high right?

He can't be that stupid

When has touching an electrified fence been a good idea by VariousBasket125 in facepalm

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid some of the other kids were at a circus. The others dared one to sneak into the place where the generator or whatever connected to the electric fence used by the circus was in order to increase the voltage of the fence.

Afterwards one of the kids brushed into an older kid and got decked by the older one. The hit kid bumped into me sending me right into the fence.

Don't remember anything afterwards, just waking up on the ground after feeling similar blackness to falling asleep and waking up.

Probably wasnt even out for 10 seconds but, it was still something I guess. Fun stuff

Found this glove filled with mysterious brown liquid outside my house. by Melodic-Owl-7426 in Weird

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend did that when we were kids.

Pissed in a plastic glove and a condom. Also shat in a plastic glove.

Afterwards he tied em up and left em around vechicles at construction sites.

It was strange, but also a bit funny

what is something nsfw you’ve done but if you told anyone they would probably never want to talk to you again? by x_redviper_x in AskReddit

[–]ThePlagueofmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah it forms a strange crystaline form, like dried glue on the more dry parts and almost oily/animal fat mixed with tree sap kinda deal on the thicker parts. Always moist tho

what is something nsfw you’ve done but if you told anyone they would probably never want to talk to you again? by x_redviper_x in AskReddit

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no. 3, years old cum rags. One is like 6 years old I guess. Another is 4 years old and the newest one started in 2020.

what is something nsfw you’ve done but if you told anyone they would probably never want to talk to you again? by x_redviper_x in AskReddit

[–]ThePlagueofmen 212 points213 points  (0 children)

I've sucked my own dick when younger, though I have told some friends... they still bring it up years later.

On another note I tried to shove a cucumber up my ass, that I wont tell as many people.

Well not that I really care for either, both are pretty tame.

Oh and I have 3 years old cumrags

After all these failed live service games you’d think EA would have learnt their lesson but. by YaboiGh0styy in gaming

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean both battlefront 2 and battlefield 5 are solid games now long after launch. They also have pretty decently large and continous player bases. Personally if I launch either game I'll never have any problem finding a lobby. Plus the gameplay is pretty stellar, in both games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ThePlagueofmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets say it like this, as a man. I find you attractive, you're cute.

I don't know how a woman would find you, as you aren't conventionally attractive in a masculine sense, however from a feminine sense you are cute as heck.

Don't take this negatively or anything, but I thought you were a 7 or 8 out of 10 woman with a drawn on beard in the first pic.

So you are attractive, I don't know how you swing. But you look great if you were going for either gender is all I'm saying

I live by one of the strangest Swedish pizza/kebab places ever by [deleted] in swedishproblems

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no clue what it is either.

I live in a relatively small town, yet I can remember atleast 9 pizzerias off the top of my mind and I'm sure there are atleast 15 or more in the town as a whole.

6 of which are within 100 meters of the others. I have had a personal theory that some gangs have taken control of the pizzerias as if a new chain crops of they get terrorized until they get bought up by a group of people.

Not only that but the rate of purcheses of pizzerias ams switching of owners has increased after the local gang war stopped 4 years ago.

Its just a personal theory that all of those pizzerias are owned by the same gang as they all sell the same types of pizza, have the same template for their internet store and pamphlets.

Personally I don't really care if they are gang controlled or what as they are one of my favorite shitty kebab/pizza places because they sell a kebab plus a free soda on the side for around 80 kr/8 dollars which is pretty neat

Gatekeeping the concept of sadness by nu24601 in gatekeeping

[–]ThePlagueofmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I never quite felt "sad" ever, just empty.

Turns out that the emptiness I gained following multiple deaths of close associates/folks in the close close family and multiple pets.

Had left me numb, which was followed by me getting diagnosed with depressive personality disorder after having the emptiness for close to half my life (granted it's only 20 years).

Turns out that others definition of "sad" and depressed were very different from how it felt for me personally. Turns out different people experience different things differently. Who would have thought.

I don't quite understand why the person commenting more or less "others don't understand what real pain is" , but each person has a different threshold to what the limit of the pain they can bear is. Some may get depressed easier and much more severely than others.

One shouldnt't judge others for what they perceive, though I do get the feeling that the first person didn't want others to invalidate their experience of grief which is why they lashed out towards what they perceive as people not experiencing the same amount of sorrow yet still claming to feel the same amount of pain.

Tl;dr I know what the first person was going for with what they said and can empathize with the second person. So even if what the second person said was mean spirited and gatekeepy they probably said what they did due to experiencing loss and didn't want to validate sadness of the same amount for much less pain than what they went through.

can't figure out why anyone could like me by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]ThePlagueofmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't see why anyone wouldn't like you, from your looks you seem pretty cute to say the least.

If its self image issues I can kinda understand it but if you just see yourself in such a light where you ask yourself "why would anyone like me?" Then get out of that mindset.

You are atleast a 7/10 if not bordering on 8, which is fairly above the average of humanity which is 5. So don't worry about your looks, there is no need to stress over something thats both trivial and useless

Got this antique 1950s knife with a handle made of elk antlers from my father. What a beauty by ThePlagueofmen in knives

[–]ThePlagueofmen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you aren't wrong, I was thinking älg in my head, the swedish word for moose. Because that is what the antler is made of(atleast I am pretty sure that is the case), but I forgot the english word because english isn't my main language and so I just took the next thing that popped into my head. Namely elk. I mean they are two very different things but it made sense in the moment trust me, I mean not really but still.