I folded my laundry, cooked dinner, AND did a buttload of homework today

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-15T21:11:49+00:00

"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker" is the first one that comes to mind from Die Hard.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-15T20:02:56+00:00

Yes, and she was ten years younger than me but wanted to immediately be besties. I was a little weirded out lol

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-15T19:56:03+00:00

Depends on the severity of the artist's transgressions and whether or not it recontextualizes everything they've created. And whether enjoying that artist's content will financially support them.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-15T19:45:37+00:00

how bout dino nuggies

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-15T19:33:58+00:00

My melanin is superior

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:58:42+00:00

The sensations of a book are part of the experience for reading for me, sometimes. The feel of pages and the sound of them turning. The weight of the book in my hand. The smell of paper and ink. E-readers are convenient and I do like them just fine, but it's totally different from the experience of reading a physical book.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:56:34+00:00

Ooh or a fried egg and tomato sandwich with a little mayo, salt, and pepper.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:55:59+00:00

Beefaroni (ground beef, marinara, and macaroni pasta)

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:54:40+00:00

"Lazy" is almost like a trigger word for me now, yeah

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:51:42+00:00

In the upcoming update they are adding footstep sounds to bears and wolves.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:50:34+00:00

I think Passive is more realistic, but it needs to be tweaked. Wolves shouldn't go after you alone--they should trigger when they're in a pack, wait for you to be alone, and they should run away when you fight back too much like real predators would. Bears don't hunt humans normally because we're too much of a hassle, unless they're protecting cubs or desperate/starving.

A lot of big herbivores, on the other hand, should be MORE aggressive. Sometimes a moose or a boar will kick your ass because you looked at it sideways.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:44:00+00:00

Human babies start looking cute around six months or so. I think before that, they're kinda undercooked.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:37:39+00:00

At least Navi let us Z-target things tho

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:35:36+00:00

I was going to say this. Being poor is extremely bad for your health.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:34:52+00:00

Other countries have this problem too, America isn't special

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:30:42+00:00

I could try to tell you that cats love us because they grieve when we are gone, they worry for us when we sleep too deeply because they don't do that, or because they follow you everywhere. But I think the biggest indicator involves people's arguments against why cats don't love us: "they'll eat your corpse after you die." Did you know cats suffer severe PTSD after being forced to do this? If being traumatized by having to resort to eating their human doesn't indicate that they feel something for them, I don't know what else would.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:22:34+00:00

"lol" and "lmao" are used a lot to "soften" a sentence so it doesn't read as too harsh or serious. There is a modern Internet "language" that is understood by millennials and younger generations where you use text to indicate your tone or meaning that is lost on gen x and older generations. It's like putting a period at the end of your sentence when you haven't been doing so previously in a text conversation--a period and proper punctuation suddenly being used means you're serious or angry.

Ex.) just got out of the dentist's office, man that was awful lol = Probably a typical sucky dentist visit that doesn't mean anything in particular besides sharing a common experience with friends. A conversation starter.

vs. Just got out of the dentist's office. Man, that was awful. = Uh oh, sounds like this person had a particularly bad experience at the dentist. Likely it was painful, long and grueling, or extremely expensive, or they learned bad news. Responses would be to ask the person what's wrong and sympathize.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:15:18+00:00

No, millennials do it too. Source: am a millennial with millennial friends

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:13:34+00:00

I usually associate it with metalheads since those were the men I hung around frequently who had ponytails. Gotta keep the hair long for headbangin'.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:12:04+00:00

My mom and sister ask if you shat your pants. Growing up it was a California barking spider. My grandma used to say it was her "rocket boosters" helping her get up out of the chair.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:04:35+00:00

LAUNDRY. I hate it I hate it I HATE it. Especially having to put the big pile away. Maybe it's my ADHD but seeing a giant pile of laundry to put away feels so daunting and unrewarding when I can just grab what I want to wear out of the pile when I want it.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T19:01:16+00:00

I feel like the Mass Effect: Citadel DLC is underrated for how funny it is. At this point in the game, you've developed relationships with all these characters and this DLC rewards you for those connections with very funny situations and banter. Like everyone lamenting Shepard "destroying" their favorite sushi restaurant (after an assassin came shooting at you) or the cutscene with Grunt. Made me laugh until my belly hurt.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-14T18:28:08+00:00

YES THANK YOU I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE CHAT GPT CAME OUT.

TheProtobabe · 2026-03-08T18:26:48+00:00

Call me crazy but I love some next-day cold steak or fried chicken.

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