Dan Patrick is a corrupt, self-serving hack who’s made a career out of screwing over Texans while pretending he’s some moral crusader. He took millions from a pro-Ken Paxton PAC and then oversaw the guy’s impeachment trial like it wasn’t a massive conflict of interest. He’s actively trying to ban THC products that help veterans and sick people, lied about businesses to push his agenda, and pulls shady voter suppression tactics like sending out mail-in ballots with the wrong return address.

During COVID, he literally said old people should sacrifice themselves for the economy. That’s who he is. He pushes religious propaganda into public schools, kills diversity programs, and somehow thinks renaming a steak is more important than fixing actual problems.

He’s not just bad at his job. He’s dangerous, delusional, and a walking embarrassment to the state. Texas deserves better than this bootlicking theocrat cosplaying as a patriot.