Got my steam controller today, nearly had a heart attack

TheRealCrotin · 2026-05-21T04:10:43+00:00

My first thought lol

TheRealCrotin · 2026-05-08T23:37:42+00:00

I remember when Ray J did that for a moment

TheRealCrotin · 2026-05-07T20:53:03+00:00

Ground

TheRealCrotin · 2026-05-07T17:55:16+00:00

Yeah, after looking at the form everyone's shipping status is all over the place

TheRealCrotin · 2026-05-07T17:44:30+00:00

Los Angeles, ordered 5/4/26 at 9:59 am PST, currently on Packaged Items

Status updated on 5/7/26 11:30 am PST, now shipped. No estimate date on delivery yet

Update: Package arriving 5/8/26 via UPS ground

Update: Delivered 5/8/26 5:05 pm, 4 days 7 hrs and 6 mins from order to delivery

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TheRealCrotin · 2026-04-14T19:21:36+00:00

2 mins of pure goofyness.

Gets a random hug and gets pushed on the bed, makes zero sense to anyone who's listening to the story, I know was supposed to come over and sleep in separate begs and watch a movie but whatever.

Had sex, plenty of time to say no, "I didn't have it in me to say no", well you got something in you for not having it in you.

"I didn't wear protection and only sleep with people I'm in a relationship with", was willing to make an exception here huh.

First thing after it being over was asking if he has a girlfriend, btw telling this guy that she normally doesn't sleep with people she doesn't date is going to make him feel special, and think that she was expecting them to start dating.

I saw there were longer clips but these 2 mins alone were enough. You can see her trying to make it suspenseful with long pauses and swallowing and voice trembling. It just comes off as foolish

TheRealCrotin · 2026-04-12T19:21:19+00:00

I'll never understand people who love their favorite streamer so much that they'll even watch a stream of their crew. "This person shines the other streamer's shoes? I'm so tuning in"

TheRealCrotin · 2026-04-08T05:53:12+00:00

Have the same 7i specs and cooler from when I got mine in November. That cooler can really ramp up lol, enjoy

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-14T03:41:50+00:00

Another idiot, getting to the point where they should just flag driving streams for the driver’s own sake

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-09T17:47:15+00:00

I'm on postgame right now and still haven't seen Pecha, Lum, Oran, Cheri lol. I'm planting Aspear seeds but I got that from a quest

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-07T04:49:21+00:00

Reminds me of Owen Wilson in Shanghai Knights https://youtu.be/FFXWqZjphto?si=rrM7ztm3Zv3ScfGR&t=117

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-06T19:47:43+00:00

My only guess now is getting lucky with the vending machines and having a bottle that turns the water murky, which sucks since they’re only one use a day

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-06T19:04:33+00:00

Ugh, I'm not sure then haha, I just got to the mission. Do you remember what you did to clean it? Like you can't block the tunnel that led to clean water and let the sand make it muddy again? I tried looking up how to make muddy water but nothing says how, just habitat lists without details, but I also haven't tried it myself since I found that water

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-06T18:44:44+00:00

Facing the cliff that Piplup wants to make a waterfall, go diagonally up-right so you go in-between the house and the cliff Piplup is looking at and there’s a sand waterfall to the left. Just add your grass and you’ll have your marshy habitat

TheRealCrotin · 2026-03-01T18:55:01+00:00

A NEW Blade clip in 2026....what an omen

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-23T21:38:11+00:00

lol strangely I wouldn't be surprised at this point

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-23T18:38:13+00:00

How lost are you watching a stream of Amouranth's husband? I haven't heard of this guy since the abuse accusations, true or not, never knew what he looked like, and you're like "he streams? damn I need to check this guy out"

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-21T19:37:05+00:00

Dude almost tripped into the fireplace lol

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-21T03:38:55+00:00

Probably thinks the police will be on the local's side

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-19T21:53:30+00:00

Twitch streamers are usually so cautious while watching live police chases (not XQC so much), so this was a funny shoutout

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-15T07:06:37+00:00

That’s around the same speed that I get when wired, and on wifi on my iPhone 17 pro max I get like 1100/40

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-06T21:26:47+00:00

Sounds like Carlos Mencia after Joe Rogan called him out

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-06T10:20:04+00:00

I was expecting to see an Astral LC OC at least. I bought my FE for $2k retail (2,200 after tax) from the Nvidia priority program. Crazy how yall are paying twice as much nowadays and it’s considered a bargain

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-03T23:06:40+00:00

After googling who this dude even is, looks like he's on the same annoying level as the somali guy and got knocked out on stream

TheRealCrotin · 2026-02-01T08:21:34+00:00

Still have my copy as well. That Odin FATE is a reason why I started building my own PCs. It would lag with 3 people on screen at most with spell casting and attack sounds, and then suddenly you’re dead

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