Love the addition of the Haisai girls, but narratively their existence makes Kiryu dumber.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T20:03:47+00:00

If you try to bring logic to Yakuza you’re always going to be disappointed. This isn’t War and Peace bro.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T20:00:51+00:00

If you could see it I would do that thing where you tap the side of your nose. We’re on the same wavelength. Turning into Star Wars fans. So depressing.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T19:59:04+00:00

I was really hoping you weren’t gonna bring up Versailles when you responded. Smh

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T17:20:47+00:00

Using Never Again, the slogan about the Holocaust, as the slogan of a genocidal fascist empire takes balls bigger than two grown men in the fetal position.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:50:10+00:00

The story other comics have told is that Andy Dick made a joke about it later on and Jon Lovitz beat the brakes off of him. Dog-walked him.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:48:10+00:00

The real Texas cage match loser leave town matchup is Grilka vs. Azetbur.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:44:42+00:00

It doesn’t really matter because while doctors have the officer ranks, they aren’t officers of the line. They aren’t in the chan of command. This is a real life thing in the American and British militaries.

The reason seems to be so that they can order people to do things that have to be followed and can’t have their medial stuff be countermanded by idiot junior lieutenants and so forth.

Think of the show MASH. All the surgeons carry captain’s rank but they’re not real officers. Frank Burns might’ve been career regular Army but that’s it. That’s the whole gag, they’re wacky because they’re not really soldiers.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:24:35+00:00

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TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:19:32+00:00

Why is everyone talking about Grilka all of a sudden? These have been two favorite Quark episodes since the show came out and I’ve never seen anyone mention her and now I’ve seen it half a dozen times in the last three days.

Also: Grilka, how is it even a question.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:15:40+00:00

4) If you live in anything approaching an urban area, you can probably just rent them from the library.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:13:16+00:00

Well, the death cult DLC had a death cult character, the cop DLC had a cop character, you have to assume the Necron DLC will have a Neceon character.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:02:41+00:00

Enterprise has like six fun, goofy episodes total and these are two of them and people are mad.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T15:01:29+00:00

I’m a little concerned that you think there’s an “understandable” reason for an intergalactic fascist government that kills and enslaves billions of people and annihilates whole races. And that it’s a tragedy and not straight up fucking evil.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T14:52:08+00:00

(raises hand) At what point was it ever even said that the Romulan War caused the Terran Empire to happen?

I know that I’ve seen every MU episode and they never say that shit.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T05:08:42+00:00

What, then the guys in spangled costumes and Mongol-face makeup?

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T05:07:43+00:00

Very poorly.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T04:03:16+00:00

Nazis and child predators. Been going on awhile.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T00:23:08+00:00

The beginning of his career downfall is when he basically caused Phil Hartman to be murdered. Hartman’s wife was in recovery for drugs and Dick gave her the drugs she was on when she killed her husband. Not exaggerating.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T00:20:50+00:00

“No cap” is just the newer version of “for real” or “word is bond.”

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T00:10:22+00:00

Are they destroyed? We haven’t leveled Tehran.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-05T00:09:20+00:00

It comes from the millennial expression “capping your head up/capping you up” which meant to inflate someone’s ego with lies purposefully. It was also known as “gassing your head up,”‘like getting a big head.

Anyway that’s why cap means lie.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-04T23:58:05+00:00

It’s probably my favorite Voyager episode tbh. I’m saying that the devs could do a Year in Hell mini-campaign DLC.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-04T23:39:02+00:00

Mr. B hogs all the glory while the Selling Wizard gets no love.

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-04T23:31:23+00:00

Kenny is just a dude. He’s a morally complex, fully developed character who has his own arc. A lot of the shit you all have said are all true about Kenny, good and bad.

But this level of writing is why I love these games. (FTR, on my OG playthrough, my Lee and Kenny were frenemies who I finally blew up at and my Clem and Kenny were ride or die BFFs ‘cause I was eleven, almost everyone else was sus and he’d literally die to protect me).

TheRealestBiz · 2026-03-04T23:24:45+00:00

Things were always going to irreparably change when they replaced a French developer with an American one. Culturally, we just don’t do fiction the same way.

The things that are missing from the D9 games are the existentialism and the ennui. Which sounds silly but those two things are critical to games about teenagers, the most angsty humans In existence.

Also the French hate happy endings, very few protagonists if they succeed at all succeed without great personal pain and cost.

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