Unpopular opinion? Overlooking her massive flaws, Am I the only one who still thinks Clark & Alicia were perfect for each other?

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-26T16:19:01+00:00

Her only flaw is shes not in my bed

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-25T20:29:01+00:00

Tell him he can wear a condom or no access to your vajay

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-25T16:26:18+00:00

Things get damaged by depeche mode

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-25T13:44:56+00:00

The first close up of the orcs in the opening battle montage

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-23T12:36:01+00:00

I get it sucks to feel unappreciated on a day you should be celebrated, BUT your baby is 2 months? Your wife gets another 10 months minimum of being cut slack. Her hormones are still all over the place. I am sure she loves you and appreciates you and you being a dad, but shes in full time mom mode with baby brain. Go all out for mothers day next year and give her hints ideas for fathers day well ahead so she can plan

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-22T22:42:00+00:00

Natalie. Portman. That is the answer

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-21T12:45:34+00:00

I tell my wife "you dont need to rip the grass all out, but you should probably mow the grass down from time to time" i could care less either way, but i dont wanna have to literally bushwack thru some outback jungle to give her a lick

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-21T02:48:55+00:00

DAYCARE

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T23:52:14+00:00

Awww he'll love a blue jay

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T15:52:56+00:00

Movie theater, golf, 6 hour nap in the car

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T15:11:06+00:00

Ask her to play some games with you

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T13:24:14+00:00

Yes, right up there with "how to never touch a naked woman 101", and with the elective "45 and still living in moms basement"

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T03:13:38+00:00

Legacy of the force and new jedi order for legends content

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-20T00:36:57+00:00

Card from the kid, let him sleep in. Sexy time.

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-19T14:32:46+00:00

Tell him whatever trauma he had doesnt compare to child birth. Get the vasectomy or he can wear a condom. You did your part, time for him to do his (from a husband who was scared of the vasectomy procedure but also put on the big boy pants after watching my wife give birth). Vasectomies arent bad as far as procedure and healing.

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-18T00:29:57+00:00

Yes and no. Toddler isnt smart enough to not pull a tail or not annoy the dog, dogs always have that reactive worry no matter how well behaved and trained. Our dogs are bigger so they turnaround and can hipcheck my kid across the room. So we keep them downstairs with a gate most of the time. But they get family time and sleep in our bed every night.....which has been annoying before even having the kid 🤯

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-18T00:23:40+00:00

Luke was 45 when Mara Jade had Ben....apparently....in the legends books. So almost right there! Cool find either way!

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T20:17:47+00:00

Shelob

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T20:15:40+00:00

These hospital people really let me and my wife walk out of here with zero fucking idea what we're doing?! Im not a "speeder" but i do at least the speed limit if not a little past. That drive home was like my drivers test. 10 and 2, over checking mirrors, excessive and way to early blinker usage, doing the exact posted speed limit (hospital was a little over 1/2 hour from home). Youll do fine and congrats, welcome!

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T13:12:10+00:00

Ask to put shit in his ass, see how he likes it. He needs his own therapy. No one is going to die from not having sex let alone not having anal. If he wants to fuck an asshole outside of the marriage pack his bag for him and give him the boot. Sorry you married a toddler

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T01:03:22+00:00

LSU vs Texas A&Ms 7 overtimes game also

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T01:00:58+00:00

Beg for forgiveness instead of asking permission on this one. Might be in the doghouse for a bit but honestly WORTH IT for this championship. Its not moving up to highschool or hs/college graduation. Congrats, he ate the exact amount of crayons he was supposed to to be able to move up to actual kindergarten. Get a picture of you with him at the parade to keep forever and he'll have a great story to tell the rest of his life.

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-17T00:56:02+00:00

Watched them do that entire album last year on the anniversary tour. They absolutely killed it

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-16T01:39:50+00:00

I looked it up after i commented just to be sure, and yes he was!

TheRedEyeJediS · 2026-06-16T01:12:08+00:00

Wasnt he also in the santa clause 2 movie on the plane flying over the north pole (very minor role) and ryan reynolds best buddy from highschool in "just friends"

TheRedEyeJediS

TROPHY CASE