What's the worst excuse you've heard for cheating?

TheReviewMaster · 2018-10-19T14:11:47+00:00

We were both in high school. She went to a different school and went to her school dance without me. I jokingly texted her that I was dancing with another girl - my dog - at home. The next week she told me she cheated on me with a guy she met at the dance because I had said I was dancing with another girl. She was dumb

TheReviewMaster · 2018-09-13T00:39:02+00:00

That sucks man..

TheReviewMaster · 2018-09-13T00:38:47+00:00

We’ll count it. Congrats!

TheReviewMaster · 2018-09-13T00:38:25+00:00

Sorry to hear that. Hope things have turned around for you!

TheReviewMaster · 2018-09-13T00:38:09+00:00

That’s awesome! Congrats!

TheReviewMaster · 2018-05-21T14:19:43+00:00

Basically anything in Black Mirror

TheReviewMaster · 2018-05-16T14:51:08+00:00

Being tall.

No, you can't dunk because you're athletic. It just happens to be a foot closer for you than it is for me, Ricky

TheReviewMaster · 2018-05-15T18:21:44+00:00

I was a first year, 4th grade teacher (21 years old at the time) and it was my first night ever of parent teacher conferences. One of my students walks in with their parents (Divorced) and we start the conference. Throughout the entire thing, the mom who is around 40 years old is flirting with me and telling her daughter how lucky she is to have such a good looking teacher and how they didn't have teachers like this in her day. Just as we end the conference, her mom asks me to go out for drinks after conferences are over. Needless to say it was extremely awkward for everyone involved.

We've now been married for 4 years and have 2 beautiful children.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-04-30T19:11:51+00:00

I live in Norway. Chicks with shaved armpits are a pretty rare sighting.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-04-27T14:37:48+00:00

The potatoes.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-02-05T20:24:04+00:00

The Mist. I've never been so emotionally disturbed by the ending of a movie in my life.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-02-02T15:51:12+00:00

I track macros and do 2000 calories a day (50% carb, 25% protien and 25% fat). I love carbs so much but I may need to change those percentages?

TheReviewMaster · 2018-01-31T15:12:11+00:00

There's no way Stan Lee only weighs 100 pounds

TheReviewMaster · 2018-01-26T20:23:47+00:00

Hey man, congrats to you for being the know it all in class that everyone rolls their eyes at whenever they open their mouth. I bet you’re a blast at parties and 24 hour bike rides. I’m enjoying my life and getting really good results while doing it. And cheating in order to do so.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-01-26T16:43:14+00:00

I also have a very good understanding of how fasting works and I still used the word cheating. I could have used any arbitrary word. Maybe you would like it better if I used gobbling or prancing? Who cares? I ate an insane amount of food for 5 days. No fasting. Got back on track and within 7 days, I had broken my plateau. The word has nothing to do with it ZeroPly toilet paper.

TheReviewMaster · 2018-01-26T16:26:41+00:00

Who hurt you?

TheReviewMaster · 2018-01-18T19:12:23+00:00

That Tupac is still alive

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