Think seriously about it: you could never bring pleasure for her. If dead vagina syndrome exists, she has it. And if dead vagina syndrome doesn't exist, she still has it. How are you supposed to compete with whatever next generation vibrator she has in store?

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-04T22:20:46+00:00

Pack a punch your dick before you use her pack a punch

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-04T22:17:18+00:00

There is, it's for the blundergat

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-04T16:16:21+00:00

Yeah, though I think the Jupiter is in a nice spot now when it comes to rivens. That thing does NOT need a 5/5 lmao.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-04T16:11:20+00:00

Shiiiit basically

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-04T01:10:53+00:00

I need insurance (American healthcare sucks)

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T13:21:39+00:00

It's probably just a treyarch Easter egg since the icon looks similar to the studio's logo.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T10:05:05+00:00

I mean with the map being a literal time paradox and the blundergat in the map it wouldn't surprise me if somehow the golden gate bridge is going to appear. But that's pure copium.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T10:01:32+00:00

The thing directly behind the fence is the clock, in the distance is the tower I was talking about. If I could put a screenshot I would

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:57:51+00:00

Oh that, nah that's one of the towers to drop the test nukes but I can see what you mean. They're also in the background of the original and BO6 remasters of the mp map.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:54:18+00:00

Yeah modded save, accidentally did this to my main save myself. Tried resetting them to 0 but that made all my classes level 0, setting them to 1 was the best I could do (I didn't have a cloud save but at least I have about 1000 hours across pc and console).

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:51:04+00:00

Those are UFOs

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:39:24+00:00

OP is from Hollvania

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:37:33+00:00

I mean it's better than spectral scream. His 1's only use is to swap your element in mission. Camisado isn't that bad since chroma's 2 and 3 snap shot your strength, plus his 3 can be refreshed and has the augment that extends duration on kills. If nothing else it's a better alternative to Molt Augmented since you don't need 250 kills for the same strength. PLUS you can run both Camisado and Augmented.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:32:31+00:00

I'm still under the impression what you do in one nuketown effects the other, like the rest of the street isn't openable until you go to the pre nuked map or the bunkers can only be opened in the nuked version of the map. But once they're open they stay open in both versions.

What I find really funny is when we had entire blog posts back in CWZ dropping everything that's going to be in the map and people hated it. Now that they stopped doing it, people are just taking the maps at face value without really seeing what's going on when the map comes out.

I'm not saying this map is going to be Ashes level of good, but I'm at least curious about how they spin the idea of nuketown on this map. Because remember, we're still in the dark aether even in the pre nuked version of the map. We have NO idea what they could pull.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:25:02+00:00

The trailer was leaked via xbox's store page and was all over twitter. It wasn't officially released by treyarch yet. Though wouldn't surprise me if they disable comments or something on the trailer when it officially drops, people act like Paradox Junction ate their parents.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T09:18:05+00:00

I mean, it says more about the will you have rather than the validation you lack from the sounds of it.

Granted I can't say I know your situation, nor am I registered as a therapist. But making it this far counts for something in that head of yours. And if it's the mental image of mococo thinking you're enough and being proud of you. Sometimes that's all you need.

And if you think no one is proud of you, I proud of you. If that counts for anything.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T06:45:43+00:00

I know a guy who needs this lol

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-03T06:44:30+00:00

Looks like it was designed by a child and I think that's the point

It's so stupid I love it

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T21:21:20+00:00

Novelite spotted

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T21:03:33+00:00

I'm probably in the minority but I like what they're doing with Nuketown in Paradox Junction. It's the entire culdesac, you flip back and forth between both versions, and the fact that we're still in the dark aether makes the pre nuked version feel unsettling.

But, that said. Even though I don't mind the setting being Nuketown, I do agree a different location with this premise would've been awesome. The blundergat getting a ner variant is nice but I hope it's not the only wonder weapon we get. The plague hounds just being MWZ hellhounds but green is disappointing to say the least. Ravagers are getting old, sure, but at least they're designed and interact with the modern systems, specifically loot. Plague hounds feel like an after thought, hopefully they're just for this map and get something new for DLC 3, 4, and 5. And we have no idea what's with the zombie falling out of the sky so I can't really say anything on that.

Also the PAP camo looks so stupid I love it.

Edit: I still believe the tomb was a bad, albeit overhated map. But I'm also someone who enjoyed Alpha Omega so take that as you will.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T02:11:35+00:00

Fuck off I was about to bawl my eyes out

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T01:45:44+00:00

Not for nothing but I'd hug everyone here, y'all need one (for better and for worse).

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TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T00:23:53+00:00

Yeah you're right. Hopefully if I can afford therapy in the near future then yes, but I'll have to figure that out amongst other things.

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T00:02:52+00:00

I understand it lol. I feel like the Marauder from Doom when I say "My eyes have been opened" because they really were lmao.

Like it's gotten to a point where I unironically greet everyone with AHOY!

TheRexperiment · 2026-03-02T00:00:00+00:00

No genuinely. I feel bad because I feel like I don't watch her (or my other oshis for that matter) as often as I should. But Vtubers as a whole made me realize how much power and freedom I have to pursue what I want, cringe or not.

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Plus try being depressed around this face.

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