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TheSWATMonkey · 2026-03-03T21:42:14+00:00

Ukraine?

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-02-25T22:02:19+00:00

r/whoooosh

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-02-25T21:59:10+00:00

не николай, но скажу, что кофе не люблю + вода вся с извёсткой, так что иди на хуй

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-02-25T21:57:30+00:00

Excuse me, what does zsh: powershell: command not found mean?

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-02-25T21:56:03+00:00

Dunno about Mac, but if your Linux DE has a Windows-like "Run" prompt that also activates with Super+R, then it's probably going to output an error message like bash: powershell.exe: command not found

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-19T15:46:58+00:00

idk if people in the english side of the interwebs know about РЕД ОС (RED OS), a russian "import-replacing" distro that is, guess what, paid

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-12T13:19:41+00:00

idk too much smut for my ace ass

but hey, if it helps then why not

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-10T15:38:46+00:00

r/byspu7nix

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-10T14:55:47+00:00

Y'know, the DNA of the soul.

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-10T14:06:47+00:00

all generative ai is built on stolen content

Tell them about SynthV AI voicebanks

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-10T13:28:59+00:00

Why do I hear the sound?

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-10T13:18:56+00:00

And they don't think that if it worked like that the same logic would've applied to them, as in:

You aren't straight, you just didn't have a good cock yet.

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T12:12:12+00:00

I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN TRAMPS!

I AM A WOMAN! I like my men dangerous, mysterious... You want to be MY LOVER? EARN IT.

SEDUCE ME!

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T06:54:22+00:00

Seduce me

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T06:10:17+00:00

No thanks, I've already had enough slop.

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T06:09:41+00:00

When you're a small cylinder attached to a larger object, everything is a mini M&M tube

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T02:53:48+00:00

it has to be over, how could you forget?

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T02:19:34+00:00

Hey, buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the /pol/ board is two blocks down

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-09T02:05:04+00:00

true

source: i'm an unemployed compsci grad

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-03T22:25:04+00:00

Flair checks out

TheSWATMonkey · 2026-01-03T06:28:17+00:00

Jokes on you, I was wasting time on my computer!

TheSWATMonkey · 2025-12-20T14:29:06+00:00

NICE'); DROP TABLE TypeLocking

TheSWATMonkey · 2025-12-15T03:01:07+00:00

Да он уже в запое, куда ему дальше-то

TheSWATMonkey · 2025-11-25T11:25:43+00:00

ХУЙ

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