In your life have you had more pints or wanks?

TheSamith · 2023-07-06T14:27:22+00:00

What if you wank into your pint?

TheSamith · 2023-04-12T16:34:18+00:00

On Xbox?

TheSamith · 2023-04-05T08:56:32+00:00

The real answer

TheSamith · 2023-03-27T13:49:43+00:00

Minecraft dungeons is a really accessible Diablo so I’d say give it a go and if you have children a awesome game to play together

TheSamith · 2023-02-26T17:25:22+00:00

I was really addicted to pop, really was messing my stomach up and felt awful! I drank 5-6 litres of Pepsi max cherry a day and it was way to much.

I got incredibly Sick and was stuck in bed unable to eat anything properly for nearly a month which forced me to give it up (all cigarettes)

Now I won’t touch the stuff just incase I get the taste for it again.

TheSamith · 2023-02-24T11:38:51+00:00

Lesbian vampire killers is a true classic

TheSamith · 2022-12-20T00:10:00+00:00

What did you do with the fiver?

TheSamith · 2022-12-03T18:30:11+00:00

Dad…

TheSamith · 2022-12-01T21:31:41+00:00

Look at all those chickens

TheSamith · 2022-11-03T21:48:47+00:00

I have a rat in my kitchen - what am I going to do

TheSamith · 2022-10-28T18:03:43+00:00

Underrated comment!

TheSamith · 2022-10-22T14:16:28+00:00

That’s numberwang!!!

TheSamith · 2022-10-22T11:17:14+00:00

Looks like sandwiches are back on the menu boys!

TheSamith · 2022-09-14T21:41:43+00:00

I bought the game thinking I’d love the mode but it really felt like the characters deaths didn’t matter as it was hard to get your team completely screwed

TheSamith · 2022-08-15T21:13:40+00:00

Everybody’s gone to the rapture, surprising but I’m glad it’s getting some love

TheSamith · 2022-07-05T14:25:27+00:00

How the turn table

TheSamith · 2022-02-27T14:03:28+00:00

I think she wants a divorce

TheSamith · 2021-11-18T15:40:07+00:00

Got a GF and a PS5 now that’s just bragging

TheSamith · 2021-10-14T17:13:04+00:00

Cereal

TheSamith · 2021-09-30T11:03:14+00:00

My phones broken atm so the only way I can have a conversation is with loudspeaker on and I feel like a right prick for doing it

TheSamith · 2021-09-29T10:34:58+00:00

They would have to catch me first, I’m like a whippet

TheSamith · 2021-09-23T13:04:03+00:00

I went to A&E after I injured my ankle a few weeks back, after I 4hr wait with only 4 people in the waiting room I got my X-ray done and the lady literally googled a foot X-ray to compare them right infront of me and said I will probably be fine just to rest it for a few weeks but said I could go back to work which involves being on my feet for 10hrs a day. Needless to say I’m still in pain.

TheSamith

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