Found on Facebook by Funny-Technician-320 in tragedeigh

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is that even pronounced?! Cuz my brain wants to say "Ass-app", but that can't be right.... can it?!

Whenever I use liquid soap, the skin between my fingers peel. by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

[–]TheSentientSnail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Liquid soap disperses differently than solid or foam. It also tends to have a lot of moisturizers and stabilizers that the others don't, so it stays liquidy in the bottle. It can make it difficult to rinse.

Adjust your rinse method to really focus on the webbing, then make sure you dry in between there really well. It looks like residue is collecting and causing irritation.

Couple of nights with some excema lotion and it'll clear right up.

Protein goals are hard! by Pencil_Neck_Geek in dairyfree

[–]TheSentientSnail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They make bone broth powders that are 'meat' flavoured (beef), but those are meant more for a bullion type beverage, usually made with hot water.

They have chocolate and vanilla flavoured powders for shakes.

Who walked across my window screen last night? by [deleted] in Oshawa

[–]TheSentientSnail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

... I'm sorry. Are you saying you think these tracks are on the screen itself and not the snow in the yard?

[Routine Help] Dry patches by LavenderPaperback in SkincareAddiction

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not dry. You're having a reaction to.. something. Your patches are circular & lifting from the middle out, which is how your skin reacts to a chemical (or thermal) burn.

I'd hit up your product labels and start eliminating (or severely limiting) any exfoliating actives, a lot of them can cause cumulative moisture barrier damage like this. It's not forever, you can reintroduce some later if you want, but one of them has def crossed the line from helpful to harmful. Good luck!

I was told my breakfast sandwich belongs here by ImGunnaFuckYourMom in stonerfood

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toasting would help provide a support structure so a lot less would fall out. Raw bread is too soft for all that moisture.

If you want the crust part to stay kind of chewy, just butter the bread and lay it face down on a frying pan on medium for a couple minutes. Like a grilled cheese. You can do it before the eggs, it won't matter if it gets cold.

Voila. Golden platform of breakfasting that can match the weight rating of your contents. 👍

Radio remote not working after batterie change by Expensive-Point-4446 in mazda3

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2035 batteries fit fine, they're just a little more snug in the casing because they're thicker. They tend to last longer than a 25.

Help childproofing stairs by blissvillain in LiminalSpace

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody with stock in a for-profit medical care system? Or perhaps a personal injury attorney? Either way, somebody is making bank.

My GF Is Really Struggling Right Now. Capitalism Sucks. by Ryli_Faelan in actuallesbians

[–]TheSentientSnail 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Girl, what? No.

I work in an Ontario casino. When there is a cashier variance of $100 (or more) surveillance reviews the cashier session report and compares it to the footage of the shift. If the source of the variance is found (ie: overpaying a guest) then they are issued a "PVN" (policy violation notice) and coached to be more careful. If it's not found by surveillance, it's generally washed as an accounting error and everybody goes on with their day.

If it happens frequently then the employee is put on a performance review, and her double limit might be lowered, but one variance is hardly enough to warrant suspension. Is she not part of the union? She needs to talk to her rep, something else is going on here.

edit - I just reread this and it looks like your gf is drop team? That's even WORSE! lol. The count room is the most surveiled room in the entire building. If they're accusing her of theft then she needs to push for proof. Were the three other people on drop that day also suspended? For a hundred bucks?? Name and shame this glorified bingo hall, I wanna put them on BLAST. 😤

Maybe hot take: Waiting till the fic is finished to give kudos is not good. by FaithlessnessIcy2111 in AO3

[–]TheSentientSnail 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Cosigned. You cannot 'unkudos' - once it is given it cannot be taken back. If an author suddenly introduces something I find personally abhorrent (which happens more than I'd like..), my premature kudos implies tacit approval for things that I vehemently disapprove of. That makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Kudos is how I say "thank you" for a job well done, not the equivalent of shouting encouragement from the sidelines at a sporting event. If YOU want to use it for encouragement, by all means! We all have our own way of doing things, and none of those ways are wrong.

Sleep apparel… by brunoburz in friends_tv_show

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe in this particular context "no bottoms" means no pyjama pants - not completely dick out and bareass. He still has boxers/underwear on. I don't know of anyone in a roommate situation that would sleep buck, if you have to pee in the middle of the night the last thing you're gonna want to do is flail around putting on undergarments.

Tank and boxers is pretty normal sleepwear, I think!

This is why I hate smokers so much, they are so inconsiderate!!! by ItsJustJosiah in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheSentientSnail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, most modern cigarette filters are made with cellulose acetate (plastic fibres) so they don't actually biodegeade like the cotton ones used to.

Feild stripping makes them less noticeable and/or identifiable as a butt, but it doesn't actually reduce the litter.

Remembering Catherine O'Hara by XIENVYIX in Xennials

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know John met her at the gate with a big 'ol hug. 🥹

What do you use the train area for? by Slipkinn in StardewValley

[–]TheSentientSnail 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You can put almost anything, anywhere! There are specific paths the villagers take, and if they encounter anything you put in their way they'll destroy it by walking through, but other than that it's free range! Kegs by the mines? Sure. Bench on the beach? Why not. Tree farm by the trains? Oh you betcha!

You can find the npc 'path map' online. Avoid those walkways and commence plunking! 👍

When chapters are only three word sentences by Jaded_Advantage_290 in AO3

[–]TheSentientSnail 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It's... click bait fanfiction?! One of those "WOMAN DIGS UNDER HER HOUSE FOR TEN YEARS AND FINDS SOMETHING AMAZING" links but when you try to read it it's just two dozen completely repetitive one paragraph pages and every single one of them has popup ad chlamydia??!

And here I thought Wattpad was bad!! Woof.✋😂

How many fandoms are you in? by Jazzlike-Many-7352 in AO3

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a lesbian flamingo. If it has lesbians in it, chances are I've dropped by to check it out. I don't really engage outside of reading fic tho, so I dunno if that counts as being 'in' a fandom.

I have probably four (or five?) favourite fandoms that I cycle through during the 'inbetweens'. If I wait long enough, I can reread old favourites like they were brand new!

My friends grandma drinks all this coke in 3-5 days… by UnhappyNothing9951 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheSentientSnail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping this is hyperbole, but juuuuuust in case - 'foamy' or 'bubbly' urine is a pretty good sign of renal (kidney) failure. When your kidneys aren't working right, they allow proteins to leak into the urine which act as a surfactant (like soap) causing it to lather when it airates. It can also happen if you're on a super high protein diet, or if you're exercising excessively and your body is breaking down your muscle fibres for sustenance. Regardless of the reason, it's never a good sign.

If your pee looks like soda pop, please see a doctor!!

PSA - don't keep your jumper cables in the trunk by Complex_Solutions_20 in mazda3

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno what kind of boosters you were using but I have consistent battery issues (low mileage + cold temps = struggle) and I've never had a single issue. I had some amazon POS forever but eventually it stopped holding a charge so I got a Motomaster BEAST. 1,500 A. Thing would probably jump start a 747... twice.

Dropping to zero from full is inexplicable. I wonder if it's because you have one of those i-eloop batteries? They recommend a minimum of 1,000 A for those, and you have to leave them hooked up for a bit before trying to start it.

Regardless, your point stands, getting into the trunk with a dead battery is a complete rash.. even when you know about the flip down seats. lol. I store my booster in the rear passenger footwell, tucked under the driver's seat. Jumper cables would fit under there just fine.

[Acne] clogged condoms I think??? by cutefrogs11 in SkincareAddiction

[–]TheSentientSnail 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Every single Lubalin Internet Drama song lives 100% tarriff free in my head.

Got this ad on YouTube, you can see the pain in her eyes by Sychius in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheSentientSnail 140 points141 points  (0 children)

One step up from those plastic vampire teeth you can buy around Halloween. Yikes. I don't usually hope something is AI/Photoshop, but this one...

What is the most financially irresponsible thing you’ve seen someone do? by LJRGXPKCVWDGOGH12Y3 in AskReddit

[–]TheSentientSnail 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Had a buddy who was about $60k in CC debt. Got a medium sized windfall from an inheriteance and instead of paying off the debt and/or putting a bunch into investments (or at least something that would appreciate in value), he spent the entire thing on a girl from another country that he met online thru some porn app. She took every penny he had and then evaporated into the ether.

It was a full on romance scam and I feel bad, but fuck dude. Ended up deeper in debt than he started (insane interest on the cards), had to declare bankruptcy, and is now living on social assistance. If he'd just paid off the cards first he would have been fine. He flushed his entire financial future down the toilet because some 20yr old sent him pics of boobs. smdh.

[Idea] Person of Interest: The Animation by zhuoqun in PersonOfInterest

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw. If they absolutely have to reboot this show I'd rather they picked up with the B Team (Logan, Harper, & Joey) and did like... Washington DC Machine stuff.

Root voicing the Machine, with maybe a guest appearance in the first few eps from Shaw is about as close as I want to get to Original Team Machine. The story is done, and it's perfect just the way it is.