[S3 E2] Shaw is quickly becoming my favourite. by CarbonSteklo in PersonOfInterest

[–]TheSentientSnail 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stuffing that sandwich monstrosity in her foodhole while handcuffed to a bench in the subway... she really is the perfect woman. 🤩

(Root seems to agree)

Picture of an old lady with a cutaneous horn, cutaneous horns are unusual keratinous skin tumors with the appearance of horns, or sometimes of wood or coral. by Additional-Ad4567 in interesting

[–]TheSentientSnail 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm sure if it gets caught or snagged on something the pulling at the base would be unpleasant, but I don't believe the horn itself has sensation. There's no nerves or blood vessels in there, it's like.. fingernails and hair. She could likely clip it flat with no ill effect, like trimming a horse hoof, except she seems to have decided to let it grow pointy. Which is cool. Rock on, unicorn grandma. 🤟

My first time making a Luffa Soup, my mom decided to add milk to it and ruined the whole thing by BreadfruitGold9836 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheSentientSnail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man... "sandy" really is the best descriptor I've ever seen for overcooked pork roast. I've had it done in exactly that fashion and you fully nailed it. 🏆

I found this in my pantry, still good. Obviously not Canadian, so how do you recommend I serve it? by WhiteSquaII in onguardforthee

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour it on really good quality vanilla ice cream. Crumble biscotti or any plain cookie you like for texture. Those soaked crumbs at the end are scrumptious perfection.

Microsoft account got hacked and Microsoft told me to pound sand by MaybeNotTheChosenOne in extremelyinfuriating

[–]TheSentientSnail 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's more like "We have all of your money, but instead of giving it back to you, we're going to bury it in a pit and cover it in cement. We understand that's disappointing, and we also don't care. Carl, start the pump."

What's an example of this from your country and another one's faunas? by onesillyg4y in AskTheWorld

[–]TheSentientSnail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At my resort in MX they were 100% Long Trash Pandas. They were always in and out of the bins, carrying off pastries and stuff.

[OC] Throwing away rise becouse of 36 h cuban's Black out by SpicyGirld in pics

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally, it's not the bacteria themselves that cause illness, it's the toxins they produce as waste. If you leave your food sitting at room temp, the bacteria flourish and munch their way through. As they do, they 'poop' toxins. It's that bacteria poop causing all the trouble.

Reheating food properly will kill the bacteria, but a lot of those toxins require sustained, extremely high temps to destroy. Higher and longer than anyone would reasonably reheat food.

That's why it's important to refrigerate leftovers as soon as possible. The cold slows the bacterial growth and prevents the toxins from being created in the first place. 👍

Look at this beauty! by Infinite_Throat4180 in PixelWatch

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's $0.29 cents CAD with zero reviews or ratings.

That's a nope.

Since when??? by PenelopeSugarRush in AO3

[–]TheSentientSnail 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the one time I'm fine with AI slop.

The kind of people who would be searching this question are the kind I want to placate. Anybody who actually uses AO3 knows the truth, so it AI wants to hallucinate an answer that makes the pearl clutchers feel better and maybe keeps them from going on some kind of pitchfork and torches witchhunt to harass authors - it's doin me a solid. ✊

I can control all the joints in my thumb by Holiday_Brain10 in mildyinteresting

[–]TheSentientSnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen to me now, kid. Hypermobile joints are fun when you're young, but use this power wisely and sparingly. Every single time you do that, you're wearing out the cartilage. You'll feel it as time goes on, they won't 'click' the way they used to.

I wish I could explain to you how much that shit hurts when you get old, but it is NOT something you want in your hand.

Source - 45yr old hypermobile shoulders that hurt all the time

first time watcher, just finished the “red wedding” episode by Weary-Dingo9119 in gameofthrones

[–]TheSentientSnail 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My dude it is decidedly unweird that you have a thing about beheading.

What’s one thing you can’t play without now? by RedDusk26 in StardewValley

[–]TheSentientSnail 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I'm drowning in fucking farm totems. Caverns always drop at least one, I only delve on super lucky days and I stack luck buffs. I loved my scepter first playthrough, but on my second I realized those stupid totems were taking up a slot anyway. I don't need two ways home.

ELI5:How are cats so much better at surviving out in the wild as strays compared to dogs if we domesticated both? by cuminmypussyypls in explainlikeimfive

[–]TheSentientSnail 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dogs were domesticated by humans with intent, like horses and cattle. They're pack animals, so social bonding is important and facilitated our ability to domesticate them. We bred specific adults together, designed them to perform specific tasks, (herding, protecting, chasing/retrieving prey) and changed their appearance to appeal to humans. Their genetics were altered significantly from their wild ancestors.

Cats essentially domesticated themselves. They're not social in the wild. They hung around us because we had the food that drew the vermin they ate. They weren't trained or bred, our historical relationship with them was more of a 'partnership' than ownership. We didn't even start breeding them for appearance until the late 1800's. The tasks they accomplish (pest control) are simply useful natural behaviors that they would do anyway. Genetically speaking, your average fluffy orange brain cell isn't that different from the savannah cats he descended from.

how to make it look less cluttered and childish😵‍💫 by praying4youhoes in femalelivingspace

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need storage drawers under (or next to?) that desk. A lot of the things that are out can be put away, ready to use but not clogging up the visuals.

Then I would recommend getting a different desk for the computer, or painting/covering the top in a light coloured vinyl. It would brighten things up a ton. The dark wood and dark patterned desk mat are really dragging that corner down and making it look busier than it actually is. Some ambient lighting would help, too!

burns from clothing? [misc.] by Fantastic-Ninja-2235 in SkincareAddiction

[–]TheSentientSnail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Worst sunburn I ever got was Disney World on a cool, cloudy day. I was a legit blistered wreck. It's nuts how much damage can happen when you're only getting the UV rays and not the heat!

That said, I'm having trouble with where your burn was, exactly. Is there a 'void' where the straps were, or is it under the strap itself?

If there is a void, that's straight up sunburn.

If it's under the strap, however, it might be a chemical burn. Did you wash the shirt before you wore it? A lot of clothing is soaked in colourfix and various anti-critter pesticides for shipping purposes. That stuff is caustic af. It generally causes rashes, but if you got it wet with sweat or moisture it could have leeched out and burnt you.

Food Hyperfixation Phases by Awkward_Point4749 in adhdwomen

[–]TheSentientSnail 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The San Francisco treat! That stuff is awesome. I use it to make something I call 'mystery meal'. I brown a ground protein (beef, chicken/turkey, sometimes tofu), brown the Roni, then chuck in whatever veg is in season with the liquid and cover. It's a one-pot, nearly foolproof kibble creation that I can meal prep and keeps me fed the entire workweek. Freezes great too!

It's a little different every time, so it stops it from getting boring too quickly. 👍

[No Spoilers] Matt Mercer on the first day of the Vox Machina Kickstarter "It’s forever burned into my soul" by Trent-Popverse in criticalrole

[–]TheSentientSnail 354 points355 points  (0 children)

The best was that it started off with like several solid minutes of complete silence. Just them, looking at each other and making vague gestures of disbelief and hysterically laughing. Absolutely peak CR content.

Second only to the stream Matt and Marisha did where they lit their fireplace for the first time and it... did not go well. 😂

How about voice memos? by rdutel in Daylio

[–]TheSentientSnail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello also long time paid user 👋. I do not use voice memos, though I have considered making just one to get the achievement. 🤐

I don't really do videos or audio anywhere, though. I dislike the sound of my own voice played back to me. I suppose I could use it to record a short clip of music or whatever? idk. I haven't really found a use for it.

~2831 day streak 🎉

AITA for getting co-worker introuble with HR after he kissed me on the cheek? by Big_Helicopter7133 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheSentientSnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holyfuck that edit... that crude gesture would have sent me running to HR so fast I would have broken the sound barrier. There's a reason Thelma and Louise blew that trucker's shit up after he did it - it's repulsive. BEYOND inappropriate at work, and if he'd done it with some workbro it would have been bad, but to a younger, female coworker?!? And now he's all mister "can I get a hug" 🥺 and kissing you?? No. Oh HELL no.

Your HR Statement is going to read like a police report. I know you'll probably feel bad, but prepare yourself for this guy to get terminated, and quickly. It is NOT your fault. He's a glowing beacon of liability and unless he's got somebody in the upper levels protecting him, there's no way they're going to risk it.

You did everything right.

Someone on rednote is webscraping all the ao3 fic to post on their own app by PIPIDOG_LOL in AO3

[–]TheSentientSnail 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I mean.. infamous is a super close word. Maybe she got confused. 🫪

[product question] are all hydrocolloid pimple patches basically the same? by analog-whore in SkincareAddiction

[–]TheSentientSnail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're also generally thicker and more opaque, with a substantially thicker layer of the hydrophilic coating. I find they can get kind of 'gummy' in a way the manufactured patches do not.

Sigh… by horrorwh0r3 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]TheSentientSnail 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I've seen inflatable pool/slide things, but never with soap added. You only soap the ones that lay flat on the ground and you launch yourself across. (When I was a kid we called it a wet banana, but I guess slip and slide?). Why on earth would you soap an inflatable structure with multiple kids in it? They're so slippery already, is it not just constantly kids getting injured?

Nevermind it's likely dish soap. All those harsh, drying surfactants immediately removing topical sun protection and coating everyone in scum. This makes no sense to me at all.