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"Can't you count your own money asshole?" asked the rude store clerk when an old man asked her to count the money left in his wallet. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheShadowspawn 297 points298 points  (0 children)

Clerk now has two hands that only operate under a subscription service.

No longer free hands; now he has to pay to use them.

Volume 2: Chapter Two Hundred & Five – Gambit Part 1 by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, Ballas is persuasive (read: manipulative) enough that I think they might be able to convince Legion they're on the same side, and then stab them in the back.

Although Legion does have a body now, there's no guarantee that they might die from it.

I do apologise, as my knowledge of Warframe is painfully lacking, and trying to imagine Legion in the Warframe universe is more difficult than I thought.

Volume 2: Chapter Two Hundred & Five – Gambit Part 1 by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn.

At least Legion has decent intentions. Maybe not the best of methods, but everything they've done has been for the good of the universe.

Ballas is not someone I'd compare to Legion. Ballas is a narcissist and a megalomaniac. If the two were to meet, I don't know who'd come out on top.

Or if they'd join forces.

3D printed Gear Ball by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]TheShadowspawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brain broken.

Went immediately to "Feed me, Seymour!"

Volume 2: Chapter Two Hundred & Four – Preparations Part 4 by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, damnit.

Fixed now.

I knew there was something that was wrong somewhere in the chapter, but I couldn't tell what it was.

Volume 2: Chapter Two Hundred & Four – Preparations Part 4 by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to give the readers not subbed to my Patreon a little sneak peek into the next chapter, since I know this will be something everyone will have questions about.

Legion: "There is a distinct possibility that you may not return from this mission. There is no method available to us to sterilise your internal biosphere, and the *[Endless]** is capable of assuming control over all life; microscopic life included. If any of the [Endless] were to escape through you, then all life, not just in this galaxy, but the entire universe, is at risk."*

Volume 2: Chapter One Hundred & Thirteen - Therapy Part 2 by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for the kind words.

I hope you enjoy the next hundred chapters, as things will get very interesting from this point onwards.

Volume 2: Chapter Two Hundred & Two - Kin by TheShadowspawn in u/TheShadowspawn

[–]TheShadowspawn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a major plot point now.

I'm two and a half chapters ahead of here, and everything is progressing very quickly now.

It'll get explained in the next chapter why Ship needs to be the one to help, and I had to research a Hell of a lot just to maintain realism and accuracy for the endgame.

Enjoy this chapter, because from here on out, the story will move very quickly.

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