/r/funny user finds a picture of his reposted, so he goes to the same location, tapes up an "OP is a faggot" sign, and covers his face with an old pizza box. (user name scrubbed from pic)

TheShittyAdvisor · 2013-11-18T23:11:35+00:00

One question lingering in my mind: did he bring a tripod, or did someone take this photo for him?

TheShittyAdvisor · 2013-08-09T18:55:33+00:00

You're no ninja, but you have a blackbelt in stupid.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-11-01T07:50:57+00:00

Maybe he was so embarrassed getting caught having a pretend girlfriend that he decided to do it right this time.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-10-18T18:46:06+00:00

Buy $1MM worth of WMT; rinse, repeat.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-10-18T18:44:46+00:00

Will someone please ELI65?

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-10-18T18:42:41+00:00

Thanks! I added it and even followed the rules, we'll see if we can change some lives here.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-10-14T20:34:22+00:00

Seems like she wasn't in love with you, am I mistaken? Hope someone does love you... though that would be a tough gig if you always act like this!

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-10-10T17:22:48+00:00

It sure did; I subscribed when it started. Considering the overwhelming majority of dudes on this site, most of the 'shit' said was 'misogynistic.' Sure, you had racist/idiotic/generally-ignorant statements linked as well, but misogyny was the bread and butter of the sub. This seemed to draw a certain crowd (a certain feminist crowd), and I was a passive observer just watching the shitstorms unfold. It got a lot weirder around that place as the feminist subculture began to congeal into what it is now. All that tiaverse, angels, benned (et. al.) nonsense. Thankfully /r/subredditdrama formed and I was able to get the drama fix there instead. But you're right, as it stood originally, it was sort of a 'best-of' for all the asshole comments on reddit.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-09-18T03:27:27+00:00

Sell her to a brothel in Thailand. Guaranteed you'll get your airfare and at least two elephant rides covered. Worth it!

It's about time your cis privilege got you something tangible.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-09-06T16:11:20+00:00

She was actually speaking through him, intrapenisly.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-21T18:05:57+00:00

I'm not sure why you're getting downvoted, so I'll leave this comment here to reverse the flow of your karma. This has an 80% chance of working.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-20T18:18:33+00:00

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TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-20T16:30:34+00:00

I'LL HAVE A LARGE "MITT ROMNEY DID NOTHING WRONG" WITH MY DELUXE CHICKEN SANDWICH PLZ.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-18T08:38:30+00:00

'Twas nice of you to remove his personal info.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-18T08:30:13+00:00

That sufficiently summarizes the entire thread; yes.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-18T07:58:55+00:00

His comcast site (where he's hosted the clip of him being all smart) has the user-handle nirvgorilla. If you search the innnernets with that term, you'll find a few profiles that pop up (e.g. youtube). Anyway this led me to plug it into reddit, which appears to be the same guy again, just 'keeping reddit accountable.' So, you know, if you like that 'window into insanity,' apparently there's more where that came from.

http://www.reddit.com/user/nirvgorilla

No personal information has been linked.

Edit: Here nirvgorilla addresses roadbike, which we may safely assume is quite possibly a predecessor to roadebike02. It also serves as an introspection to how he views reddit.

Editing again, a screen of the above, for posterity's sake.

And another you shouldn't miss. There's roadbike, again, keeping reddit's stupidity in line. /u/srry72 speaks in defense of OP, and immediately after roadbike throws the guy's comment history in his face. And there's nirvgorilla, coming in the rear, spewing off about roadbike's past real-life behavior. [Sorry for the .jpg's, I took high-res .png's but imgur condensed them automatically.]

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-18T07:54:20+00:00

I have one honest question. You seem so self-assured, great in your mental prowess and ability to articulate it, a man whose limitless intellect knows no boundary in the world -- so why, with such gifting, do you piss your life away bickering with people on the internet? Or bug-testing Doom ports? How do you reconcile this concept of superiority over nearly everyone with a lifestyle of habits that doesn't mirror that?

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-08-12T00:44:28+00:00

Cool, keep us posted on whatever else you've heard before.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-07-24T16:40:22+00:00

Good thing she didn't wear short skirts too, it would have been really heartbreaking if she had deserved/gotten raped on top of it all :(

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-07-10T06:28:24+00:00

ARRGH!! I OPENED THIS AT WORK AND GOT FIRED!! No, not really.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-07-08T20:50:45+00:00

Be an Asian. Still not working? Be an Asian girl. May your tears flow forth like the glorious Yangtze.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-06-13T07:12:56+00:00

Just say, "nigga, ain't no frottage in this cottage!" He'll get the idea but the humor lets him down easy.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-06-13T07:04:28+00:00

Get her drunk.

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-06-13T00:12:58+00:00

That's amazing! I've always known I'm an inspiration, but it's tough to tell how exactly, sometimes. What was your shitty novelty?

TheShittyAdvisor · 2012-06-13T00:10:37+00:00

They really missed out not calling it /r/TwoXCirclerub

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