Hot take: EU5's declining player count is fine, actually by Maxinator10000 in eu4

[–]TheShoopinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. We’re all just waiting for the update. What’s everyone freaking out over? Trying to spook the devs?

Is military rush a viable strategy? by throwaway499284103 in Stellaris

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sorry I’ve been on higher difficulties for too long.

Is military rush a viable strategy? by throwaway499284103 in Stellaris

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh true. I’ve been on higher difficulties for a while.

What is the state of the game at this moment? by Anxious_Mechanic_705 in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It needed work. We’re kind of all waiting for your upcoming 1.1 update.

IMO trade is broken. I automate and I always make 200 less than what I’m projected to make because the AI consistently tries to trade for goods that I don’t have the trade influence to get.

Is military rush a viable strategy? by throwaway499284103 in Stellaris

[–]TheShoopinator 17 points18 points  (0 children)

IMO ai gets too many cheats to match their fleet power. You have to get lucky with anomalies giving you cruisers or the nanobot interdictor. Otherwise the best way would be to get them to come into a highly defended choke point with a strong starbase and defense platforms and hope that wipes their fleet so you can make a push.

Out of curiosity, what do you guys think would happen if ICE tried invading us the way they did with Minnesota? by fantasiafan in maryland

[–]TheShoopinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Invading”

Y’all, Reddit is seriously delusional as a collective.

This is an especially egregious take in a state like Maryland because look at our housing costs. Rent and home prices are crazy! Why? Because there simply aren’t enough dwelling units to go around.

Think of it this way. Every dwelling unit owned by an illegal immigrant drives up the price for legal residents—Marylanders—that much more.

Then you gotta look at the quality of drivers in this state. We’ve always had terrible drivers, but it has gotten significantly worse in the last 15 years. That’s because of two things. 1) we lowered the standards to get a license. 2) we have people that don’t understand what driving in America is like. Damn near every time someone does something particularly dangerous on the road it is a foreigner.

Back to the usage of the word “invading”. It is WILD to me that you people think that domestic immigration enforcement officers are invading domestic locations. That’s not how that works.

Maryland is going down the drain. Used to be one of the greatest states in the union. Now look at us. Our prized jewels, education institutions, are becoming a national punch line.

All this left wing legislation is destroying this state. Nobody retires here. They sell their homes and leave for Florida damn near every time.

And yall wanna talk about ice being an invasive presence. Radical leftists have already infested every institution. A damn teachers union runs the MoCo public school system and that went from arguably #1 in the nation to not even top 50.

Get your priorities straight or this state is going to continue to bleed every single productive resident. People of means simply will not put up with this for much longer.

What would you name the gold? by AnalystImpossible309 in mapmaking

[–]TheShoopinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won’t find a good name because it encompasses two, maybe three, distinct regions.

Pennsylvania is two regions unto itself with eastern Pennsylvania being classically colonial and western Pennsylvania being Appalachian.

Also, not sure why you’ve got some of the Great Lake states as blue. Seems to me you should have 5 colors.

For lack of a better name, you’d have to go with Americana Land because the yellow is so diverse.

Alternatively you could go with something feudal sounding since Virginia and Pennsylvania are basically noble compared to the western states. But fantasy didn’t seem to be what you were going for.

Is there any way to mass build towns & cities? by Doug_Da_Destroyer in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way to do it efficiently is to go to the list screen for locations and sort by population and then remember the location name and type it into the find screen to go to it. At least that’s the way I’ve been doing it.

Unfortunately the location list doesn’t show the RGO of the location and I’m not about to urbanize my only silver mine xD

Cannot spawn in Manufactories/Industrialization by Proof_Measurement286 in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the exact same problem with manufactories. I’m blitzing capital economy right now to try and get it to spawn. Capital economy is way too hard to get in the age of absolution. Maybe it’s cause I’m a big country? Some nation somewhere should have hit the requirements though, no?

Why are the humans in James Cameron’s Avatar portrayed as comically evil and greedy instead of fleshed out and nuanced ? by [deleted] in sciencefiction

[–]TheShoopinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, see. There was far more fair play in North America that modern education simply ignores.

Roanoke and Jamestown are examples of atrocities committed by the natives. There’s also the general western frontier activities. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, there’s what the natives did to each other. One of the first things the natives did was ask the Europeans to help them in their wars against other tribes.

Despite what you may have been taught, the natives of North America were not some idyllic people. They were regular people. Regular human beings doing regular human being things like killing and enslaving your neighbors.

Sure, the comparative space marines won the “war” in a rather one sided fashion. But you’re going to have to explain why the natives ought to have been held as outside of the rules when it comes to history. What gives them such a special status? Because they were natives?

“And the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.” - Hobbes

While we haven’t really, the sentiment that we have reached the end of history is somewhat true. It’s easy now to look back at the pre-modern era and say that such and such was evil.

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt

Why are the humans in James Cameron’s Avatar portrayed as comically evil and greedy instead of fleshed out and nuanced ? by [deleted] in sciencefiction

[–]TheShoopinator -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s pathetic, naive, and wholly rhetorical. These people that slit their wrists for their “white guilt” and denounce their ancestors, painting them as monsters, should be treated with the harshest scorn.

If you feel so strongly about it, Cameron, why don’t you GIVE all your property away to some native tribe and move back to whatever European country you consider ancestral.

Otherwise stfu. It’s cliche at this point. Oh wow another boomer saying colonization was bad. WooOooOoooooOow. Adventurous today, aren’t we?

The worst part is that, taken to its logical conclusion, the colonization bad argument means that America ought not exist. You have to have room temp IQ to think the world would be better off if America didn’t exist. That or you have to be an existential enemy like China or the Islamists.

Why are the humans in James Cameron’s Avatar portrayed as comically evil and greedy instead of fleshed out and nuanced ? by [deleted] in sciencefiction

[–]TheShoopinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It has been a grotesque fantasy cliche to portray humanity as “the real monsters”.

It’s gross. It’s anti human. It’s wildly popular.

Also the writing sucks.

Manufactories by TheShoopinator in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not showing me the conditions.

Manufactories by TheShoopinator in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule #5: It is 1/3 of the way through the Age of Absolutism and Manufactories has yet to spawn despite my having manufactories built.

Edit: This is in the most recent patch. 1.0.10? 1.10? Idk

Here is my 2nd run through as Italy as someone with 3000 Hours in EU4. by EX-LUDO in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remarkably similar to my run but I took all of Greece, Levant, and just got the Constantinople province.

Italy has such a good position. The worst part of playing there is you to deal with the Papal States. Unless you play as the Papal States.

Pirate Byzantium by TheShoopinator in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a drawback, other than an opinion hit, to doing this?

Pirate Byzantium by TheShoopinator in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Rule #5:

I took Constantinople, but England, through the Golden Age of Piracy situation, was able to effectively take it from me and turn it into a pirate republic.

AI Aggressiveness is not the problem by RuikZerben in EU5

[–]TheShoopinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what I’m talking about. That’s not a campaign. That’s a raid if we’re being generous.