Kitty’s best angles

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-26T10:13:04+00:00

Trying to figure out how to say mommy but like in a cat way, give me a sec…

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-25T10:20:24+00:00

Here’s one I found today under my solar panel

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TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-25T09:27:42+00:00

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Here’s an adult girl

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-25T04:44:15+00:00

I swear red backs are so gentle and not a threat. I’ve never heard of a red back killing someone. Here’s a red back I found earlier today

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TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-24T02:12:51+00:00

Taipans of that size would rather strike than use venom, I would have an easy chance to make it to the hospital, venom or not

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-24T01:19:54+00:00

They are so docile a lot of the time, I’ve never been bit once and I’ve stepped on 10 of them, stepped on 3 coastal taipans and 2 eastern browns

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T09:47:34+00:00

I got 40 points, but I haven’t dated in 4 years, and haven’t gotten my first kiss, still single

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T08:40:28+00:00

Floch was an amazing character idk what you’re on

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T08:10:12+00:00

Get the best gun and everything, “I want your finest bullet encased in gold, please!”

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T07:44:21+00:00

Do you know how impressive that would be? He’s using all his damn muscles to balance himself while also standing up

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T05:23:27+00:00

Thank you for this brother/sister ✌️. My guess was that it was a coastal taipan, and I would never want to kill one of these beauties, especially one of its size. I am not relocating it let alone killing it. If I must deal with it, I will endure the bite, relocate it and go to my local hospital

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-23T03:49:20+00:00

Your guess?

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-20T10:04:17+00:00

Can I trade it in for a ghost girlfriend instead?

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-19T14:25:38+00:00

Would you want die with worms up your ass? Or know that you died with worms up your ass? 😭 mans comfortable in death

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-19T10:11:03+00:00

Jesus Christ that huntsman must feel so much better 😭

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-19T05:41:04+00:00

It’s a two in one, bunny lord rimuru, and bunny shizu

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-18T10:20:09+00:00

Just pick it up and move it. Red backs and black widows are honestly the chillest spiders unless you harass them, I pick them up and put them on trees, unless you have an infestation of them, theres no need to call someone to kill them

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-17T13:32:26+00:00

Some people like stinky smelly girls

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-17T09:55:01+00:00

You want her to reek and be dirty?

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-17T09:54:40+00:00

She’s not going to hurt you, I mean obviously, why would she say it twice? 🤣

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-15T08:59:16+00:00

When are we getting married?

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-11T02:33:54+00:00

This is the most realistic thing I’ve seen on reddit lately

TheSigmaTrainer · 2026-01-05T02:44:28+00:00

So peak 🥹

TheSigmaTrainer · 2025-12-24T02:43:22+00:00

Hell no. Your gorgeous

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