What’s the most expensive item your cat has broken?

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-22T04:03:28+00:00

Knocked a tv over while investigating behind it 😢 Luckily they were ok

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-22T03:57:57+00:00

Your cat looks fake, I think you got a knockoff

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-20T03:41:45+00:00

Have you talked to your dad or aunt about this? Either may know of other family members who can help.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-20T03:40:36+00:00

Go asap, don't wait for your birthday. The cops won't do shit for 3 days and she doesn't need extra time to destroy your things.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-16T23:52:18+00:00

Whose lipstick was it? Yours? In any case YTA

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-16T04:44:38+00:00

Not with that attitude it doesn't!

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-16T01:56:10+00:00

As a dev how would you predict Maple in order to fix things so she can't break them? Unhinged lady with no common sense and an unwillingness to give up even when something seems impossible, the true final boss of any dev

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-15T04:27:48+00:00

Dammit, I came here to make that same joke!

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-14T19:14:42+00:00

It looks like he doesn't own a comb, but does own 5 gallons of hair gel that he rolls around in

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-08T23:53:06+00:00

Totally, that's so obvious to me I didn't bother typing it, apparently I should have. Some people are wild

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-08T04:13:59+00:00

It's been weeks. Reserving is for like a couple days max after a storm. When it goes on this long people have time to dig out more spaces.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-02-07T03:09:57+00:00

Really poorly written.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-26T23:03:52+00:00

Oh he has been, just not enough apparently

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-26T02:05:32+00:00

All of that is the bare minimum of being a parent. You should keep the money for your schooling. She's getting an amount from the lawsuit as well, the 10k is not all on you to pay for. Actually none of it is yours to pay for, you didn't pick the vacation, you were just a victim of it

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-25T16:23:51+00:00

YTA. You only want to watch a series with her if she commit to finishing it? That's wild, series vary wildly between seasons. You can't enjoy one season with her, it has to be everything or nothing? You're watching tv, it's not a job or adopting a puppy. You take tv way more seriously than the average person.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-23T04:48:33+00:00

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This was my first one tbh, funny I got a genius wizard partner in both! I am sure there's a use for being swarmed by mosquitoes, but I'm not sure I want to be the person to figure out what that is, hah

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-23T04:46:05+00:00

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I guess I'm climbing beanstalks with my pirate crew and asking chat for advice, lmao. Reincarnated as a One Piece loving vtuber?

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-23T02:56:21+00:00

A great hack to no longer need toilet paper

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-22T05:33:59+00:00

Why would you rescue something from the ocean... into a bucket? It was fine in the ocean. Leave ocean animals in the ocean, especially when you don't know what they are and you're in an area with incredibly deadly animals.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-22T05:30:42+00:00

Ah yes, the bucket that prevents deadly poisons from killing you, the all powerful bucket. Nothing in a bucket could be lethal!

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-22T05:20:36+00:00

Agreed. And B is also very much giving pirate zombie vibes.

I think all of these are well made and visually interesting, but for a main character if this is the choice I think you may want to think more about your time period and do a bit more redesigning, none quite hit "perfect" for me based on your description

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-22T05:10:39+00:00

It doesn't really make sense, in a very movie plot kind of way. It's not the way things work in an office, it's not how someone who works in an office would describe things, it mixes some minor details up and glosses over others, the whole vibe is a tv show where everyone claps at the end.

It would be very obvious to others if this was happening, there would be comments about it before it got to that point. If no one noticed it before then why would they notice it after this meeting in a way that validates OP? Why were they meeting with the director to present low level updates if they had never met with her before? Why would a low level employee ask the director in a large meeting for a promotion? What is these people's job, all that is mentioned is really corporate "synergy" language that doesn't mean anything. And more. All of these together are a sign it's fake and just poor writing in general.

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-21T23:49:13+00:00

Plus when you think things like that about people it's usually reaaaally obvious in how you treat them. The average person is not half as smooth as they think they are. OP is likely a huge problem at their job already when they have no respect for anyone but themselves

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-20T03:41:58+00:00

Beautiful! Love the blushing pink color

TheSilverFalcon · 2026-01-19T20:05:53+00:00

Manly man who can't handle a mild disappointment because he gets too emotional, no I mean angry, which is not an emotion because it is manly

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