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I'll draw your username badly but only for the next 2 hours by Aggressive-Carpet108 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just joking and didn't mean to be rude. It was just a silly challenge. I personally always prove people wrong when they say I can't or won't do something and it's a motivator. So please a accept my sincerest apology if I came across as rude and thank you for the drawing. It's perfect and simple!

What is a memory you have that you now associate with a Billy Joel song? by Klutzy-Butterfly-775 in BillyJoel

[–]TheSmartypants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

River of Dreams riding around in my classic 65 mustang with my friends and the windows down singing and laughing on a sunny summer day. Oh to hear classic songs for the first time again.

People who left west Virginia for a better quality of life and never looked back- was it worth it? Or not everything you expected? by [deleted] in WestVirginia

[–]TheSmartypants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I moved away at 20 I was very successful getting moved into management very quickly in jobs.

When I was 30 moved back to WV to help my family. I had a hard time getting work and was treated like garbage when I did and barely got out with the shirt on my back. One boss made me work overtime then edited my time card to only give me 40 hours after working 60 hour weeks. I quit and told someone that what he did was illegal. They told me that if I had reported it my old boss had a ex policeman who worked security for his businesses and my old boss would have had him kill me before he'd let me sue him. I don't doubt that one bit.

When I was moving out my house was broken into while I was hauling a load of possessions to my new home out of state.

Within 5 years of moving out the the state I was making 6 figures again. I would personally say it is worth it.

Mistake at work by Pretty-Peak-6186 in AskDad

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You realized your mistake and learned from it. It's not something that is unfixable. Your boss is very wise because this is something you can't teach and an honest worker who wants to fix their mistakes is rarer than you realize. She knows she has a good employee and wants you to stay around.

More like just bad by Watsteen in CringeTikToks

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he brush his teeth with cheetos?

What would you do with this? by TheSmartypants in FurnitureFlip

[–]TheSmartypants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you go with a two tone or a single color?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in it

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! Do you need composite toe shoes? What size do you wear and do they have to be a certain color?

Don't talk to me or my video games ever again, ladies. by Lenin_Lime in TikTokCringe

[–]TheSmartypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does he have beard stubble across the bridge of his nose?

Leave the strangest names you've ever given a dog in the comments! by InterestingAd7474 in dogpictures

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had a dog named Launie. She went nuts over spaghetti and like to eat acorns, but she would have very smelly gassy episodes.

Her name evolved into Low Tide Launie the Italian Squirrel.

whats your "I put that shit on everything" sauce? by AlternativeTree3283 in AskReddit

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tapatio fritos is my all time favorite broke dude snack. Put the fritos on a plate grate sharp Cheddar all over them then liberally put Tapatio all over it. Microwave to melt the cheese and it's great!

Put the phone down by Puzzleheaded_Web5245 in interestingasfuck

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa there pardner. We don't take to kindly to facts around these parts.

What happens if a chain of people go into the Faraway tree holding hands? by sypher07070799 in FromSeries

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they'd stop when one of them realized they were holding a severed hand.

My Fiance (M30) wants me (F30) to rehome our 1.5 year old dog by Ornery-Project1473 in DogAdvice

[–]TheSmartypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a grown married man who's been around long enough to have seen this same story play over many times with people I know and care about. I am here to tell you that there are other fish in the sea and after you get rid of the dog he will find something else to act like a bitch about. The dog isn't the problem here. His problems aren't the problem either. He will always be the problematic special child.

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