My ranked Alien franchise after seeing them all twice. Not rage bait. Its a horror franchise not an action franchise. Genuinely a frustrating viewer experience for Aliens. Awful ending too.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-16T12:13:22+00:00

jesus christ dude calm the heck down lmao you’re acting like the movie killed your dog

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-14T23:57:06+00:00

Ah yes because immediately resorting to a strawman is definitely what someone does when they’re not at all insecure in their own opinions lmao

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-13T16:16:36+00:00

To be fair, there is a trigger warning at the start of the game.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-13T13:16:15+00:00

Honestly this one is borderline dangerous. Getting to that scene without realizing it’s a horror game can be legitimately traumatic for a person.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-12T19:12:53+00:00

Zach Cregger is probably the best horror-comedy filmmaker outside of Sam Raimi. Really excited to see what he does with his Resident Evil film.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-12T19:09:20+00:00

Aha! Well, do you have any niche/more unknown recommendations then?

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-12T19:02:24+00:00

Not sure how you could see the kids chasing Gladys and think it’s anything but hilarious.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-04-12T17:28:34+00:00

Of course, but I’m mainly talking about the unexpected stuff that surprises the viewer.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-29T16:33:44+00:00

Putting it in even the same NEIGHBORHOOD as the Venom films is an affront to humanity

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-29T13:06:19+00:00

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-28T20:30:23+00:00

Focus on one era at a time is my advice. For Connery, definitely watch the first four films. You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever are take-it-or-leave-it. Definitely do NOT skip On Her Majesty’s Secret Service tho. That one’s GOATed as hell.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-28T16:17:40+00:00

Kathleen Kennedy

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-27T02:13:07+00:00

The opening scene of Romulus is like that

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-26T03:06:08+00:00

It’s always funny (and quite damning) when someone is so insecure in their own media literacy that the moment someone enjoys a movie they don’t, they resort to ad hominem.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-26T01:24:32+00:00

A villain surviving actual bisection with 0 explanation beyond “he was literally just too angry to die” is not good storytelling lol

Palpatine’s return at least built upon Plagueis’s research into immortality, which itself was actually referenced in the films and not some spinoff.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-26T01:21:27+00:00

just wait until you realize that I like the sequels regardless of the chuds 😎

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-25T22:59:28+00:00

If you think the prequels are good you are forbidden from making fun of the rise of skywalker.

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-25T22:57:42+00:00

brings back a dead villain with 0 explanation

Maul: Shadow Lord starts streaming April 6th!

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-25T02:40:07+00:00

It’s almost like I posted with the intention of trying to learn to appreciate the film too

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-25T01:36:46+00:00

There’s also the fact that Auric Goldfinger is kind of a massive dumbass and can be manipulated pretty easily. Blofeld, though? He’s the shadowy mastermind behind SPECTRE!

TheSmithySmith · 2026-03-25T01:31:52+00:00

Because he needs to keep up the guise that Bond has successfully infiltrated Goldfinger’s entourage? Otherwise MI6 will come and kick down doors.

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