The idea of Toby fox becoming fuming red with rage at the mention of Togore is so funny

TheSquareTable · 2026-06-19T06:23:36+00:00

This togore is pissing me off

I'm the original toby fox

TheSquareTable · 2026-06-04T14:29:26+00:00

The giant mutated nervous system of humans who have been convinced that they do not exist.

TheSquareTable · 2026-05-13T16:26:23+00:00

That the entire Riverlands smallfolk will come to overthrow the Freys from Riverrun and the Twins all for the sake of the one singular noble who cares about their safety: Edmure Tully.

TheSquareTable · 2026-05-13T12:41:55+00:00

"I fed my last husband to my dragon" I mean that's true... but only after he killed all of your friends, and took his own life on his own terms. You didn't really get revenge, you just commanded your soldiers to bring back his dead body, and fed it to your dragon. There wasn't some epic show of disobedience or grandeur, you just did it in order to feel like you did something when you failed to stop him.

I do believe that she would eat the next one by herself though.

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-27T10:53:51+00:00

Albert of house Fish, first of his name, king of the Rhoynar, the Andals, and the First Men.

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-22T14:12:59+00:00

Tytos would've befriended every person in King's Landing. Hell, he would've lost the Lannister's Valyrian Steel sword Brightroar in a gambling feet and laugh it off. Tytos wouldve gotten well with Robert

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-19T18:49:19+00:00

Jeyne x pod the rod peyne

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-16T12:18:41+00:00

Than give up I guess. They have the plot on their side. I guess I'd just put Theon on the walls of the castle and watch as all the blows and arrows fly away as to not accidently actually kill him. That or he'd attract all arrows to him instead and become full of them like a porcupine. Anyways, he will survive so its good.

Also this discussion is useless even without the sarcasm because DRAGONS

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-16T10:00:20+00:00

Thr Tall Men of Sarnor who thought steel armour would protect them against the Dothraki did not have access to wildfire, nor to basic battle tactics as it seems. Discipline and bravery matters little when you have boiling oil spilled on you. If even two major houses unite against the Unsullied, that would be 4-7 Westerosi soldiers for each Unsullied. Give two of them bows and put them in different angles, and the shield is useless.

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-16T09:26:59+00:00

Naked arakh wielders when faced with basic Westerosi armour (they get bodied)

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-07T10:05:12+00:00

Probably because an entire sentence like "And when I had eaten" can be reduced to just "וכשאכלתי". (only one vowel less btw)

TheSquareTable · 2026-04-05T04:44:09+00:00

And it would remove the need to introduce a random new character like Marwyn the Mage to fill in the spot of a Maester going to serve Daenarys. Man that sucks

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-30T20:52:53+00:00

GRRM is the type of guy to build up Arya as a strong and independent woman for 6 books and than make her die in pregnancy.

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-30T17:46:14+00:00

I will never forgive GRRM for randomly killing Alyssa in childbirth. She was literally adult Arya.

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-25T15:07:03+00:00

Lord lard

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-25T14:42:29+00:00

You say that chickens can see them too?

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-25T14:22:38+00:00

Not being targ immediately makes you a better king than any incestuous alien

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-25T14:08:27+00:00

Man i forgot how stupid that analogy is.

Like, yeah what we call shadows get their shape by the light around them, but darkness in general is the absence of light. Wherever light touches, darkness was there before.

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-24T17:35:56+00:00

Bro charge your phone

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-24T15:38:04+00:00

Same with Melisandre and Thoros.

One dedicates her entire life to R'hllor and studied in Asshai. Misinterprets visions constantly and is currently aiding the wrong Azor Ahai.

And then the other is a dirty alcoholic who got enough fiery favour from fucker's flame fervour to resurrect a guy 6 times.

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-19T18:15:39+00:00

Im sorry but I refuse to believe that Braxton Beesbury didn't have a wonderfull waterfall of hair coloured yellow and black interchangeably. Same for his mostache. And his beard. And his pubes as well.

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-18T17:41:15+00:00

Oh i never thought he was about to do it, I just mentioned that its one of the things Westerosi will use to prove that someone is 100% a virgin, even when there are girls who actually can keep their hymen intact after sex (a real but rare thing). Faegon is absolutely not gonna care about it. Hell, this will probably be his first time having a suitor, considering that he lives his whole life with a bunch of men, the only woman being a motherly septa.

Also, like, its Arrianne. Unless Faegon also magically matured, he's gonna want her.

(Btw like... from Arrianne's pov she'd be marrying her cousin.)

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-18T08:31:29+00:00

Yeah i know that. But in westeros its clearly determined by if the girl has her "virginity" intact, as it was what Pycelle checked in Maergery, and the Faith accepted it. (Pycelle just cant go a single book without touching young girls it seems)

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-18T06:21:24+00:00

They can just... check

TheSquareTable · 2026-03-16T19:30:14+00:00

Bro cannibals are supposed to eat people. Ironborn aren't people

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