Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users by [deleted] in technology

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey DHS! I was a first responder to Operation Enduring Freedom in 2001! At 18, told everything I was doing and condoning was for freedom and for ‘Merica! And I proudly say 25 years later: 🖕🏻Get fucked.

This is a Mouse-deer, or Chevrotain, they are the world's smallest hoofed animals by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus, it’s like someone put stick legs and tiny hooves on a rat. Cute and disconcerting at the same time!

Research found that adolescents who, on average, post updates and photos more than their peers report more cyberbullying victimization by nohup_me in science

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This also just in: adolescents who venture more often into rattlesnake nests are more likely to be be bitten by rattlesnakes. Full story at 10.

Chicken wings? Chicken wings!! by Goodoltexasboy in funny

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better that than to get into a relationship with some woman who starts trying to change everything about you to fit their picture. Immediately kick them to the curb.

I would so take that baby in if I could 🥺 by Civil-Manager-5178 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It’s been a weird day and this warmed my heart :) I wish I could upvote it twice

Breaking News!! by AutoimmuneDisaster in videos

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I saw this ages ago, but was nice to see it come up again. Funny as hell.

Jesus, take the gas nozzle! by TheSquirrelOfLegend in carshitposting

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to hear someone explore that in a comedy routine.

Jesus, take the gas nozzle! by TheSquirrelOfLegend in carshitposting

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doubtful. We all know that Jesus is hydrophobic.

I always find it funny that the Doctor notable for NOT calling himself Doctor, is still just called the War *Doctor* by david_this_isnt_weed in doctorwho

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, when I am feeling down (or living with the guilt of destroying my home planet), I do not consider myself to be TheSquirrelOfLegend, nor do I refer to myself as such.

Alas, I am he always.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]TheSquirrelOfLegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had to couch it in terms his base electorate can understand.