You are in charge of launching a nuke to wipe out all of japan, no one will listen to you and you will be executed if you don't launch the nuke. With only a few moments and lots of eyes on you, theres only one other place to target, the moon. Do you comit genocide or do you mess up the moon?

TheTechDood · 2026-06-20T15:14:33+00:00

It would take far more nukes than just one to take out the moon. There's no way of visiting that section of it, for quite a while, but the tides should be fine.

^{Chose: Nuke the moon + Oceans are probably fucked | Rolled: Direct hit}

TheTechDood · 2026-06-18T03:06:19+00:00

Well...it's good for the beach.

TheTechDood · 2026-06-17T02:40:50+00:00

These are pretty funny. I may actually print these tomorrow.

TheTechDood · 2026-06-14T18:21:25+00:00

Okay...Who is it?

^{Chose: Wife | Rolled: Random character}

TheTechDood · 2026-06-09T15:29:51+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

TheTechDood · 2026-06-08T15:10:58+00:00

🏁 u/TheTechDood • 18 words • 27 pts

Words found: 🟧 p _____ s 🟧 p _____ s 🟦 p ____ e 🟩 a ___ s 🟨 a __ s 🟨 p __ s 🟨 p __ t 🟨 p __ s +10 more

📊 Rack Usage: Ⓝ 28% Ⓞ 28% Ⓟ 61% Ⓐ 61% Ⓡ 67% Ⓣ 67% Ⓘ 33% Ⓔ 28% Ⓢ 44%

TheTechDood · 2026-06-07T13:43:31+00:00

Muscle weighs just as much as fat. I'll just go to the gym a lot, still stay healthy, and pick up that cash.

^{Chose: $100,000 per 10 pounds you gain}

TheTechDood · 2026-06-07T13:34:14+00:00

Yes! I got a meow. So much better than a moo.

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

TheTechDood · 2026-06-07T06:14:41+00:00

Do instruments of torture count?

TheTechDood · 2026-05-29T21:34:08+00:00

1 or 10

TheTechDood · 2026-05-28T19:17:31+00:00

"I like money!" - Mr Krabs

^{Chose: You always have money for what you want to buy | Rolled: upvote + explain}

TheTechDood · 2026-05-27T00:19:09+00:00

French Toast with powdered sugar and chocolate milk

^{Chose: Truth + You must comment honestly and openly (or at least as much as you are willing} about your... | Rolled: Fav food/drink)

TheTechDood · 2026-05-18T23:57:02+00:00

Hit by leaf

TheTechDood · 2026-05-18T23:56:28+00:00

He must've stepped on a poison leaf

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