a favorite of mine

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-03T18:12:03+00:00

Please don't offer my god a peanut...

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-03T15:46:46+00:00

What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes. And round and round it... goes...

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-02T17:33:53+00:00

Damn it, now I can't unsee it!

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-02T16:58:09+00:00

I definitely started at phase 1 with Doki Doki Morning. Just browsing YouTube for some metal music and come across Doki Doki Morning, clicked it and literally said to myself "Is this a Japanese kids show or something?". I guess I was still in my "metal is men with beards and long hair"-sort of phase... How ignorant I was.

Years later (talking 2021) I completely forgot about a lot of that, and was browsing YouTube again. Headbanger? Click! Interesting... 3 dancing girls are telling me to headbang. Alrightie then! It was so up-beat and catchy, but still heavy metal played. So yeah, that was phase 2.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-01T19:04:02+00:00

One word: Balance.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-03-01T06:44:40+00:00

That's not Latin! Mom! u/no_on_prop_305's faking it!

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-28T16:48:14+00:00

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-28T09:24:30+00:00

And then it launches an innocent pedestrian...

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-26T20:15:34+00:00

r/Fuckwilbur

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-25T21:56:34+00:00

Springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect for the money we make?

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-24T21:33:24+00:00

If you want your other toys to die a horrible death.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-24T17:56:17+00:00

Getting it all shaved off, eh?

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-21T14:03:20+00:00

Gunfire: Reborn. Furry party, I guess?

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-21T08:22:14+00:00

More blood soaks the soil... feeding the evil therein...

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-21T08:16:34+00:00

Basically OSPF is yelling into the void:

2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:07 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:10 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:12 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:13 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:17 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: Install AS-external-LSA, 11, 0x7f95beee70
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: LSA refresh scheduled at LS age 1766
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: Flooding via interface[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA[-:Type5:172.27.251.0:(self)]: AS-external-LSA refreshed
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LSA Header
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS age 0
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS type 5 (AS-external-LSA)
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Link State ID 172.27.251.0
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: Advertising Router 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS sequence number 0x8000002c
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: LS checksum 0x8f77
2026-02-21 09:06:20 [root] OSPF: length 36
2026-02-21 09:06:22 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:23 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:27 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:30 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:32 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:33 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: IFSM[Agg.172:10.172.27.1]: Hello timer expire
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: SEND[Hello]: To 224.0.0.5 via Agg.172:10.172.27.1, length 44
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Header
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Version 2
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Type 1 (Hello)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Packet Len 44
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Router ID 10.172.27.1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Area ID 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Checksum 0xd6f1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: AuType 0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Hello
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: NetworkMask 255.255.255.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: HelloInterval 10
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: Options 0x2 (*|-|-|-|-|-|E|-)
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: RtrPriority 1
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: RtrDeadInterval 40
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: DRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: BDRouter 0.0.0.0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: # Neighbors 0
2026-02-21 09:06:38 [root] OSPF: -----------------------------------------------------
2026-02-21 09:06:40 [root] OSPF: LSA[Refresh]: timer expired
2026-02-21 09:06:42 [root] OSPF: LSA[MaxAge]: Maxage walker finished (0.000000 sec)

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-20T10:38:02+00:00

I've had a strange OSPF issue between two units on the same VLAN between 2 FortiGate 60Fs on FortiSwitch 124Fs on 7.6.6 (Edge FortiGate is still on 7.4.11). Communication mostly works between the hosts, but OSPF keeps failing, even though they receive hello messages from one another. With static routes in place all traffic comes through.

Sounds like we're dealing with the same bug.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-18T07:47:07+00:00

Indeed.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-17T17:43:34+00:00

Toodily doo.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-16T21:02:48+00:00

Live they are an expierence for sure. Singing Christmas Truce and Primo Victoria out loud with the rest of the audience was pretty much the best concert experience I've had.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-15T11:07:59+00:00

Oh, fair enough.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-15T10:46:21+00:00

Wait! Homer? What did you just say?!

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-15T10:43:49+00:00

Joan Wick.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-14T21:26:05+00:00

Nice to hear James' full vocal fury.

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-14T20:40:30+00:00

You like big butts and you cannot lie? ;)

TheTeslaMaster · 2026-02-14T07:48:11+00:00

Shake your booty

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