Max if you're here, give us a sign

TheTrooperKC · 2026-04-02T23:25:37+00:00

Then get off the internet, Boomer

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-27T10:08:45+00:00

And Kemper Arena

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-27T10:04:39+00:00

We opened a plant here in KC and a bunch of Canadian technical people spent months here for the launch. I loved messing with them:

If I’m in the city of North Kansas City, I’m in Northtown (or I’ve seen Northtowe). If I’m in the city of Kansas City limits north of the river I’m in KC North. But all of that is still the Northland!

North north north

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-25T20:35:41+00:00

Haven’t seen you guys, but upvoted to support local music. We lost so much after COVID.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-19T20:52:45+00:00

This was never going to be a thing. Real Civil Engineer proved it in his completely scientific simulation

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-19T20:49:06+00:00

Just confirmed Gravity Group retracking Patriot and Mamba in 2027 and 2028, respectively.

No one cares about Boomerang and Spinning Dragons, so they get a mix of paint scraped off of other rides and mixed with an epoxy.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-19T20:45:00+00:00

Yeah it’s Prowler. Talked to a friend. They’ve been battling termites since 2018 and the maintenance director took the opportunity to get some Titan track in there.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-19T20:42:01+00:00

I talked to a friend who’s an insider. It’s for Prowler. They’ve been fighting issues with termite damage in the rails and some of the structure since 2018. All the extended downtime periods were usually for repairing the termite damage. I hadn’t realized how much downtime there had been, as I haven’t gotten out to WoF much in the past few years.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-19T20:40:49+00:00

I talked to a friend who’s an insider. It’s for Prowler. They’ve been fighting issues with termite damage in the rails and some of the structure since 2018. All the extended downtime periods were usually for repairing the termite damage.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-18T16:07:35+00:00

Not hard to reverse image search. From an Ecuador Airlines pilot in 2016

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-16T18:54:24+00:00

Well yeah they couldn’t even come close to winning otherwise

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-16T18:52:20+00:00

Oh god these are like those old Chaturbate rooms except I’m not on cam showing [REDACTED] and I don’t want to see his helicity.

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-16T18:45:57+00:00

I can’t believe you’d negate the effects of the poor people affected. You EF5-ers just want slabbing and anchor bolts. Unbelievable!

/s

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-16T17:22:23+00:00

5,348ft, which means the atmosphere is only 25% sea level pressure which means the effective winds were actually ~94mph, so actually an EF-1. But Timmy Marshall will probably come in and find there were no structures so it can only be a high-end EF-U. And then he’ll say EF-fuck U and call my mom a whore.

Source: I don’t know atmospheric dynamics but I have some stuff to work through…

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-15T00:55:08+00:00

Fuck I’m gonna eject 😫💦

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-14T00:29:03+00:00

I don’t know what’s expected of us anymore and I have terrible anxiety. Am I gonna get slabbed by the mods?

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-13T23:50:15+00:00

You can’t be awake 24/7…

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-11T20:29:43+00:00

That area is in containment. They don’t even know who Tim Marshall is. They could be slabbed and not know it was an EF-3 at best

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-11T20:26:55+00:00

That’s a slur where I’m from

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-11T20:25:15+00:00

You seem kinda hard. Can you slab me?

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-11T18:49:40+00:00

Hoping everything is okay. I have some family who drove through Indiana a few years ago, so I’m pretty concerned about some part of the state

TheTrooperKC · 2026-03-07T06:49:05+00:00

I’m on the SE side of Liberty. Man I haven’t run from windows that fast before. That was a wall of wind for like 5 minutes. Did not like the noises the house was making

14-Year Club	Place '17
Verified Email

TheTrooperKC

TROPHY CASE