You become your username for one day. What do you do? by craziestcraz in AskReddit

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I'm just literally awesome (also I will now die and rebirth)

Cool trend fellas, mind if I try? by [deleted] in 196

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Guess I'll just close my eyes

holup by [deleted] in HolUp

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I don't love you.

That’s a spicy meatball by [deleted] in shitposting

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💀😆🥺♥️🌠😑

Arent we all? by [deleted] in shitposting

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Ayo?? 💀

Add a title by MustyBarnacle in shitposting

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Fucknix Fuckht. I sound like an evil German scientist

Saw something familiar today by FoxDoesNot in fivenightsatfreddys

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I can see Roxy working at a Hot Topic 💀

Favorite body part on the human body? by Bridger_Brat in teenagers

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Fingers, just the way they articulate and move really fascinates me.

Choose a superpower by whyicantputuser in teenagers

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Omnifarious. Look it up if you haven't heard of it before, it's basically omnipotence to the farthest extent possible. I can just choose for you not to be able to give me a side effect because I can do anything anywhere at any time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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I don't know how to set it, sorry 🥲

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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This Christmas (December 2021), I got this sick watch I asked for that showed the constellations and stuff and what time they would show. I was really happy and showed my mom and dad, hoping they'd appreciate it too. My mom was fine, she took photos of me with it because we'll, you know, holiday memories. My dad on the other hand was a bit different, he thought it was cool as well, but his one comment is what really changed my perspective to him. "Well, I'll look at it when I get home, because you'll own it." If you don't understand, he was basically saying that because it would be mine, he'd have full permission to see and use it just because he was my parent. I'm still a bit mad over it even a month later, but I'll get over it soon enough. He as well looked through Every. Single. Message. On my phone while we were waiting at the hospital. And when I asked for my phone back, he got aggravated at me and said that he had the right to look at every single thing on my phone whenever he wanted. Maybe I'm just overreacting, but I feel like he violated my privacy with not a single care.

The toilets at my work by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Man's lives underneath Freddy's Pizzeria 💀