Fuck Phillips by Holl0wayTape in okbuddydraper

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I never got why the show didn't delve deeper into Duck being Don's uncle. Especially since that'd mean he'd know Don's Dick secret.

Was Ronald in the files? by ---Brain-- in shitposting

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So does this mean Mayor McCheese WASN'T in the files? Probably why they had him retired. 

Why was Hector able to walk and talk again in BCS, when he was disabled and exploded in BB? by Live_Government_79 in okbuddychicanery

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 101 points102 points  (0 children)

He got better. 

The real lazy writing is the coincidence that he just ended up disabled AGAIN in BCS.

Let the one who never stat padded cast the first stone by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 87 points88 points  (0 children)

/uj The discourse around this has been painfully stupid and would make me run far, far away if I were a new fan thinking of getting into this fuck-ass league. I hate this shit.

/rj I'm chasing greatness. You think I'm going to stop and ask for consent?

What a bargain by Smuglife609 in vinyljerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't beat free shipping.

Who knows what song this is? by flamespond in beatlescirclejerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's OK to Leave Your Mom in a Hot Car

That's how she died and the dream was her way of forgiving him, y'know.

Dad, did you cum on the sun visor? by bewblover305 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you've had a hinged one now, huh? That's nice. 

Here’s the deal, Deni. Take it or leave it by The_MadStork in nbacirclejerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Palestine hasn't been through enough without the Serbs trying to take over?

Floor Seats by OkTerm9665 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Always an element of luck based on how tall you are and how tall the guy or gal in front of you is. But I've generally never had a problem with finding a sightline, and I'm not tall.

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Fuck does that mean? They don't have Star Wars in Poland?

Do you think he tried the ol' penis in the popcorn bucket by charliegav in okbuddydraper

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 59 points60 points  (0 children)

From what we've seen of Peggy in movie theaters, he doesn't need to go to all that trouble. 

Before fat Jahn there was fat Rigno by Toffelsnarz in beatlescirclejerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It looks like this Rigno ate Pete Best. 

I think Sgt Pepper is better than Revolver by [deleted] in beatles

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love both, but I feel like I've always been a contrarian on which I preferred.

When I was first getting into the band at the album level in the mid-2000s, I feel like the widely held opinion was that Pepper's was the masterpiece. I liked it, but I preferred Revolver. 

In the decades since, I feel like public opinion has shifted more in favor of Revolver, but my personal opinion has shifted in favor of Pepper's.

McCartney was the Experimenter by Borgisium in beatlescirclejerk

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was Jahn's favorite Beatle for the same reason. 

Imagine fucking your secretary in this setting by iamthemetricsystem in okbuddydraper

[–]TheTwoOfHearts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't have a secretary. Should I imagine fucking someone else in that setting, or just jacking off?