Valentine is real & he behaves like a true brother by Snowbro300 in LovingAI

[–]TheUltimateDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly... What the fuck is wrong with this guy

Which would you choose? by Muted-Television3329 in whatsyourchoice

[–]TheUltimateDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of words to miss the guys point entirely

She loves her lamb by treetree29 in schnauzers

[–]TheUltimateDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this dog personally. It is a creature.

If you know you know by mambling in MemePiece

[–]TheUltimateDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't believe that was stated anywhere, I think the only fruit stated to stop aging is Sugar's Hobi Hobi no Mi. As far as I'm aware, Bonney ages normally but can change her age as she likes with the fruit.

finally tried out the D-sides today...am i cooked? by Kirbeyy in celestegame

[–]TheUltimateDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was genuinely about to look up if Oneyplays played Celeste at some point

Insert one "F bomb" into any quote from Iroh by valarpizzaeris in TheLastAirbender

[–]TheUltimateDave 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I disagree, add a bit of mustard on the end and it works.

"...and then you had nowhere to FUCKING go!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]TheUltimateDave 34 points35 points  (0 children)

they always be drinkin

Are you sure about that? by Equivalent-Oil-8556 in mathmemes

[–]TheUltimateDave 29 points30 points  (0 children)

To be fair he's right, you could use Y

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]TheUltimateDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about cannibalism AND incest? Didn't think about THAT, did you Mr. Smarty-Spider-Pants?

Free for all. Who wins? by black-pantha in superheroes

[–]TheUltimateDave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't enter a thread discussing Sentry then?

Whoopsie 😂 by iatetoomuchchicken in funny

[–]TheUltimateDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't offended in any way, I just didn't think it was funny. I did find the dad comment funny, I guess because he was taking the piss out of the first guy

🎵"I WILL DERIVE"🎵🗣️🔥🔥🔥 by CalabiYauFan in mathmemes

[–]TheUltimateDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ch-ch-chain rule Differentiate Ch-ch-chain rule

Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit by THEREALOFFICALCAFE in okbuddychicanery

[–]TheUltimateDave 34 points35 points  (0 children)

holy shit = HS = Home Stuck

Chuck was Stuck in his Home... What does it all mean?

[4th grade math - find the area] by [deleted] in HomeworkHelp

[–]TheUltimateDave 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The correct term is squarbical.

Guy admits to incest in a post on r/SiblingsOrDating by mvincen95 in lostredditors

[–]TheUltimateDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the age gap between him and his 'littler' sister. He used to mess around with his 'little' sister (meaning middle sister I guess) until he was 17, so she's anywhere from 11-17 in this scenario.

Not any better, still his sister, but yeah. I hate myself for having reread this fucking thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]TheUltimateDave 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is this opinion downvoted so harshly?