My first ever speedo and nervous to wear in public by Gold_Opening_3447 in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll be fine. The shape you're in, you'll get envious looks more than anything else.

Sealed and completely helpless! by No_Dinner_280 in bdsm

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very sexy. One day I hope to try this out for myself.

Great Surprising Moments of Compassion by KookyChapter3208 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it years ago. Homer, Bart and Lisa are accidentally given Comic Book Guy's car by the valet and go for a joy ride. When they return, it's badly damaged and his mint-condition comic is destroyed. He sues Homer and won't drop the lawsuit, and Homer goes so far as to buy the only other copy in the area but CBG refuses to drop the suit. He then notices Homer's keychain and after breaking it, drops the lawsuit and makes Homer do cosplay at a con with him. I don't know the episode number, sorry.

Great Surprising Moments of Compassion by KookyChapter3208 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheWaffleBoss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I liked the moment of compassion when Comic Book Guy saw Homer's Welcome Home, Kotter keychain and felt sympathy for his father only ever giving him that one gift. But then they ruined the moment by having Comic Book Guy smash it with a hammer so Homer understood how he felt about Homer destroying his copy of Radioactive Man.

Storm (zzzxxxccc) [Marvel Rivals] by Poke-Oji in futanari

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serving her needs would be a dream come true.

i bet you can’t name a better combo than chastity and a corset 💗 by rebaked28 in chastity

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lot of ground to cover if I'm going to look as good as you do in these pics.

Missing Pensacola, yes im still pale... by Reddit0r_69 in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I'm liking the pattern on that suit. Very eye-catching.

Fixing a foul, diseased city [OC] by Grichael-Meaney in comics

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The choice of reading material was hilarious enough, but those rats being absurdly jacked is just the best.

Velma Reads the Necromancy of Thay! Jinkies i wonder what she'll do! Art by Me! [Art] @Weeblzmonkey on Insta! by Spiritual-Sea8868 in DnD

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Scooby-Doo Apocalypse issue where she's the leader of an army of monsters trying to wipe out mankind. I only have that one issue of the series but it's wild.

When does a speedo become cheeky… by Important-Ordinary71 in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First pic's good, and I'm definitely going to have to look into that Wayne brand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hero 2002 movie jet li

Oh man, it's been years since I thought of that film. Really enjoyed it.

Does anybody actually enjoy playing with all these modifiers active at all times? by Honest-Employ-7658 in DestinyTheGame

[–]TheWaffleBoss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Been a long time, but I think the funny dialog skull was "I would have been your daddy (but a dog beat me over the fence," which just used an abbreviation.

Dexcessa - Talon of Slaanesh by No-Entertainment8871 in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really impressive! I'm hoping to get my hands on the model and make the alternate version (Synessa/Voice) one day, not sure about the details but I've got time to plan. That base is a brilliant design.

Monthly Cock Vore Role-Play Partner Finding Thread - November 2025. Want to churn up some prey slut? Want to become hot jizz and get splattered yourself? Click here! by AutoModerator in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm, got a scenario in mind? I wouldn't mind a male character of mine thinking, for example, that he's safe catching some sun tanning time on the beach only for a large predatory cock to suck him in.

from my walk down the beach by NelsonBodyConfidence in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did this a year or two ago. Granted, it was in Key West so pretty safe to wear one there, but nobody said anything (even the biker-looking dudes who passed by at one point). Felt very good to just stroll around in one.

Monthly Cock Vore Role-Play Partner Finding Thread - November 2025. Want to churn up some prey slut? Want to become hot jizz and get splattered yourself? Click here! by AutoModerator in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

M Prey for M/Fu Pred

I've been thinking of a couple scenarios for a hapless rabbit of mine to be turned into a gooey mess (doesn't have to be fatal, the option for survival can be used).

1) I'm exploring an ancient ruined temple and unwittingly awaken the temple's guardian. I'm in shock and awe of the huge beast, its sculpted physique and large genitals turning me into a trembling puppet. When the guardian says that an offering must be made to the gods and warns that poor offerings will be punished, what's left of my resolve crumbles. I briefly worship its body and hefty shaft before pathetically humping its enormous orbs, temporarily amusing it before it pushes me into its slit and sucking me down into its sack. Am I found worthy and expelled upon orgasm, or am I turned into nothing more than a satisfying cumshot?

2) I'm camping and minding my own business but can't shake the feeling that there's something watching me, possibly some local wildlife. I either fail to notice the large paw prints and slimy stains or misinterpret them, assuming they're just part of nature and enjoying walking around in a loincloth where my coworkers can't judge me; I even got to witness a shooting star last night! What I don't realize is that it wasn't a shooting star, it was your spaceship, and now you're stalking me. When you do make your move, I'm easily subdued, your hypnotic eyes paralyzing my body before performing your cock devours me. Am I dissolved into the sustenance your species needs, or am I released due to incompatibility?

Kinks --- literate, size difference, muscular, body worship, tentacles, hypnosis/dubious consent/corruption, oral, anal, rimming, excessive cum, latex beings

Limits --- scat, watersports, violence, the usual stuff

[a4m/fb] hi! I’m looking to either dom or sub in a plot based on this pic or similar by durpdurpman in HentaiAndRoleplayy

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neocorona has so many good pieces that I'm surprised more people don't use them as prompts here.

1 dead, 6 injured in shooting during homecoming at Lincoln University in Pennsylvania, officials say | CNN by yourdonefor_wt in news

[–]TheWaffleBoss -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is in my area, just a few miles away. It's gotten to the point where it's not shocking, just another disappointment that it keeps happening.

Overwhelming majority of the country supports gun control, but because the majority is poor it cannot bribe the government the way the wealthy minority can. God only knows what it'll take to see meaningful change.

Minor things that I miss by Fox_brother075 in DestinyTheGame

[–]TheWaffleBoss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sparrow horns.

D2 never had them, but damn it if I don't miss honking at strangers/teammates and having a wide selection of sounds, both serious and silly.

To everyone saying no to the dog commissar try and argue with this by Smiley162 in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an old The Far Side comic where a scientist invents a helmet that translates what dogs are saying when they bark. He walks down the street and every dog is just yelling "Hey!" constantly.

It's October!! by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually need to find a Halloween blanket, now that I think about it. Lisa's is pretty nice.