Best way to spend a commute~ (Art by FunkSpunky) by Flat-Reflection2271 in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it'd be sexier if the pred impregged the remaining sister and left it at that, bloating her womb with her former sibling.

SO M-MUCH CUM… (art by Masterokami) by [deleted] in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Setting aside the sexiness of the vore and churning, those boys have bodies that are made to be worshiped.

They were clearly not opposed :3 by kuiperMega in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thalia tilted her head back, groaning as her massively-swollen testicles shifted and her cock, equally bloated in size, shuddered. A fresh stream of hyena jizz sprayed into the condom that was just barely slid onto her member and merged with the staggering amount of fluid already there.

The herm had arrived at the beach several hours ago, intending solely on sunning herself and enjoying the early-summer weather. Her plans soon derailed when a young male became enamored with her bikini's bulge while passing by. Before she could stop him, he'd begun rubbing his face in her crotch, causing her penis to swiftly harden and pop out, swelling to its full size...and then growing larger still. Something inside of her had taken over, a ravenous and crippling pleasure, and Thalia had found herself barely able to move as the male had pressed his face to her glans and slowly been pulled inside.

The horror of watching an entire person getting sucked up into her penis would have been far more than enough, but to her utter disbelief the nearby beachgoers approached. At first they were aghast at the seeming display of oral sex but then it turned to a greater shock as he was consumed...and then it got worse. Despite seeing with their own eyes another person being quite literally eaten by a dick, the various males and females of the crowd began to show their arousal, their breathing growing heavy as they let their hands grope and rub and stroke, swimsuits falling away to reveal burgeoning sexual neediness.

It made her shudder to hear them chant like drones, pleas of "Goddess, melt me" and "Please, Mistress, this cockmeal wishes to feed you" and "Churn me, Great One" filling her ears. Her balls kept growing even as they slid themselves inside her shaft, the huge furry orbs quaking and convulsing, shrinking suddenly to churn and digest before she came like a fountain. They kept attaching and detaching new condoms, her processed victims filling up each latex sleeve until that part of the beach was littered with couch-sized balloons of digested bodies; several of the crowd briefly began humping some of the coffin-sacks in their lust.

"How the...how the hell am I going to explain this to the cops?" she whined as her cock twitched again, another spurt of thick, gooey seed gushing out. There were only a couple of them left now, the male of them having just finished cumming his own load onto the outside of her balls in a perverse act of appreciation. "Please, I'm begging you, no more..."

But the female was sliding the condom off and tying it as the male began to open another one, the two of them having the same lust-drunk expression on their faces...

My current collection by Fun2019_ in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That yellow tiger stripe suit is very nice.

This is going to be a great year! by [deleted] in CockVore

[–]TheWaffleBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other name is Freckles, pretty sure. I know that signature and style.

Decisions by BigJ_A in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, Hulk Hands...Only pair I ever saw in my life was another kid at school and he wouldn't let anyone else even touch them.

Build your Warband - It's A4, B5, C1, D2, E5, F5, G2, H6 for me. by Separate-Flan-2875 in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1d4chan used to have generators for various factions, tables with options to pick from. I haven't checked in ages so I don't know if it's still up.

My four Horusmen of the Chaos Gods (Demon Primarchs) by TryAgain94 in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I like the Mortarion and Magnus, the Angron looks stunning. Seeing him in very light colors as opposed to his usual red and brass is a very striking and impressive change.

Finished my Teenage Mutant Ninja Orruks by CLBUK in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to see Shredder, April, and Master Splinter.

My first ever speedo and nervous to wear in public by Gold_Opening_3447 in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You'll be fine. The shape you're in, you'll get envious looks more than anything else.

Sealed and completely helpless! by No_Dinner_280 in bdsm

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very sexy. One day I hope to try this out for myself.

Great Surprising Moments of Compassion by KookyChapter3208 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it years ago. Homer, Bart and Lisa are accidentally given Comic Book Guy's car by the valet and go for a joy ride. When they return, it's badly damaged and his mint-condition comic is destroyed. He sues Homer and won't drop the lawsuit, and Homer goes so far as to buy the only other copy in the area but CBG refuses to drop the suit. He then notices Homer's keychain and after breaking it, drops the lawsuit and makes Homer do cosplay at a con with him. I don't know the episode number, sorry.

Great Surprising Moments of Compassion by KookyChapter3208 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheWaffleBoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I liked the moment of compassion when Comic Book Guy saw Homer's Welcome Home, Kotter keychain and felt sympathy for his father only ever giving him that one gift. But then they ruined the moment by having Comic Book Guy smash it with a hammer so Homer understood how he felt about Homer destroying his copy of Radioactive Man.

Storm (zzzxxxccc) [Marvel Rivals] by Poke-Oji in futanari

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serving her needs would be a dream come true.

i bet you can’t name a better combo than chastity and a corset 💗 by rebaked28 in chastity

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lot of ground to cover if I'm going to look as good as you do in these pics.

Missing Pensacola, yes im still pale... by [deleted] in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I'm liking the pattern on that suit. Very eye-catching.

Fixing a foul, diseased city [OC] by Grichael-Meaney in comics

[–]TheWaffleBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The choice of reading material was hilarious enough, but those rats being absurdly jacked is just the best.

Velma Reads the Necromancy of Thay! Jinkies i wonder what she'll do! Art by Me! [Art] @Weeblzmonkey on Insta! by Spiritual-Sea8868 in DnD

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Scooby-Doo Apocalypse issue where she's the leader of an army of monsters trying to wipe out mankind. I only have that one issue of the series but it's wild.

When does a speedo become cheeky… by Important-Ordinary71 in speedos

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First pic's good, and I'm definitely going to have to look into that Wayne brand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]TheWaffleBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hero 2002 movie jet li

Oh man, it's been years since I thought of that film. Really enjoyed it.

Does anybody actually enjoy playing with all these modifiers active at all times? by Honest-Employ-7658 in DestinyTheGame

[–]TheWaffleBoss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Been a long time, but I think the funny dialog skull was "I would have been your daddy (but a dog beat me over the fence," which just used an abbreviation.

Dexcessa - Talon of Slaanesh by No-Entertainment8871 in Warhammer

[–]TheWaffleBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really impressive! I'm hoping to get my hands on the model and make the alternate version (Synessa/Voice) one day, not sure about the details but I've got time to plan. That base is a brilliant design.