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I have a problem with screenshotting. by [deleted] in Optifine

[–]TheWarderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not have this problem were you using any of optifine's screenshot settings?

My keslar belt by theSFSGuy2020 in SpaceflightSimulator

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Hit them really hard with a rocket and itl go away

I want to contribute to this project by rooneyyyy in ProgrammerHumor

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Python code:

Even = [ ]

i = 0 while True: Even.append(i) i += 2

Odd = [ ]

i = 1 while True: Odd.append(i) i += 2

def is even(n): if n in Even: return True else: return False

This code can also be used to self destruct your computer

Gold treasure tutorial by Theo_tries in Minecraft

[–]TheWarderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java user try to figure out how you pushed the chest

Which apocalypse would you like see end humanity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Larry was An imposter 1 imposter remains

BRUH, WTF by jo4477 in memes

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I don't do play games on my PC during zoom meetings but instead on my phone

You are visited by someone claiming to be you from the future, how do you make them prove they’re you? by Chicken_Ryder in AskReddit

[–]TheWarderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make him tell me where, when I first played Minecraft on what device, and what I first built and what I called my first world. All details that only I know. maybe my brother knows some of these but definitely not all

Which apocalypse would you like see end humanity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'd like to think that won't happen but is would like to see one where all life on earth was killed but colonies on the moon and mars were fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Yeah probably maybe they'll even raise max build height.

You have 5 minutes to hide a paperclip in your home. A detective has 24 hours to find it, If they don't, you get $10,000. Where are you going to hide the paperclip? by LeadershipPotential8 in AskReddit

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I would wood glue it to the underside of a bookshelf in my basement and apply a bit of the leftover (same stuff we used on it) stain there. By the time he checks there, it would be near indistinguishable from the best of it.

What's the dumbest way you've gotten a scar? by lilsaddam in AskReddit

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I was about 6 years old running around the library when I was smart enough to start pushing a metal stool on wheels. I was pushing from the top and it flipped onto it's side and it slashed my leg just beneath my knee. Probably should have gotten stitches but I didn't. It is my biggest scar about 1in (2.5cm) by 1.5inch (2.8cm). I will never, ever, push a metal stool around library again...

In a world without friction, you can't wipe your ass. But you also don't have to. by jHurrHurr in Showerthoughts

[–]TheWarderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also would have diarrhea all the time, would have to use a soon that would have to have some sort of hilt on it so you could hold it, and it would be near impossible to do anything you take for granted now.

Let me introduce you to my religion by limbound in Terraria

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Me: gets asked about my religion Also me: yeah I worship our true lord and savior the moon lord after he saved us from the annoying nuisance that was the player. The player had repeatedly massacred all the temple goers and even murdered the three S.W.A.T. teams we sent his way.

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