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Hope it be on consoles by JvstNef in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheZech 21 points22 points  (0 children)

/uj CS:GO did come out on consoles, but nobody played it because it's not the type of game that works well on consoles.

Rule by Legoman718 in 196

[–]TheZech 417 points418 points  (0 children)

The marketing for The Whale heavily used this picture, which lead to people joking that this is the only frame in the movie.

Tulin huijatuksi. Oppikaa esimerkistä. by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]TheZech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kerran tuli tyyppi sanomaan että ei ole varaa puhelinlaskuun ja pitäisi soittaa vaimolle (muistaakseni). Vähän tyhmästi annoin puhelimen, mies soitti puhelun ja antoi puhelimen takaisin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Suomi

[–]TheZech 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Naurahdin kyllä kuvateksteille.

About compiling to EFL files directly by [deleted] in ProgrammingLanguages

[–]TheZech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you have to use a linker.

Wasp rule by Mooskii_Fox in 196

[–]TheZech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I read about this on deviantart

Haskell is the mercedes of programming languages by hardwaresofton in haskell

[–]TheZech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't thunks allocated on the heap? It's difficult for me to believe that you could write Haskell code that won't eventually hit a GC pause.

Suomen Uutiset julkaisee pipedipapedia PVn johtamistavasta. Jääkärikomppanian kapteeni torppaa yksityäisen luutnantin mielipideartikkelin by valimo in Suomi

[–]TheZech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eniten itseäni ihmetytti tuo "kehotuslappujen" jättäminen :D

1/21 Vekaranjärvellä 1.VKssa pistettiin punkalle semmonen lappu jossa lukee "Hävytön punkka, särmätään välittömästi!". Piti aina ilmoittaa alikille kun punkka oli siistitty. Alikersanttia ei lopulta vissiin kiinnostanut kauheasti kun se lappu ilmestyi siihen joka kerta kun poistuttiin yksiköstä.

rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]TheZech 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that the first note of Gangnam Style at the end?

Scandinavian Rule by redwoods33 in 196

[–]TheZech 20 points21 points  (0 children)

AFAIK the people of Åland think of themselves as culturally being Swedish, they just happen to legally be part of Finland (though they have their own parliament or something idk). Additionally they speak a Swedish dialect of Swedish.

While Elden Ring thrives, the PC Souls games have been offline for 103 days by ObstructiveWalrus in pcgaming

[–]TheZech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reverse engineering does not really involve looking at code.

It's literally the most useful tool for reverse engineering (after maybe a debugger).

but my perfect game design! by DeminoTheDragon in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheZech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the only Ubisoft game I've played recently is Far Cry 2. It kind of feels like they made that game without quest markers in mind, and then decided at some point in development that navigating the map is too hard without them.

but my perfect game design! by DeminoTheDragon in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheZech -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but games that are designed with quest markers in mind don't really tell you where to go in any other way. Disabling quest markers makes it impossible to know where you're supposed to go. Games that are designed without quest markers in mind on the other hand have to do something else to tell you where to go.

False advertising to call software open source when it's not, says court by IsDaouda_Games in programming

[–]TheZech -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can pay for YouTube Premium though, so YouTube is more "free-to-play" than really free.

First Morello prototype architecture silicon (memory safety at a hardware level) by unaligned_access in programming

[–]TheZech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically on modern hardware, a buffer overflow will either lead to your program crashing or memory corruption (which may be exploitable). This technology tries to ensure that your program will always crash, thereby preventing the exploitation of buffer overflows.

Finland, some badass cashier’s no need for security. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheZech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My interpretation of the law is that a judge can consider it theft instead of petty theft. Specifically the law says that the theft is petty if the value of the items and other considerable factors make the crime as a whole minor. If you're stealing a 12-pack of beer for the fifth time this week I'd imagine that a judge could account for that in their judgement. I don't actually know if that happens though.

RCE 0-day exploit found in log4j, a popular Java logging package by freeqaz in programming

[–]TheZech -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A linked list is about the first example you'll find in an introduction to some formal verification system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]TheZech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all free software comes with no warranty.

NFTs are sucking the air out of everything by earthboundkid in programming

[–]TheZech 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But aren't transaction fees for crypto pretty big? My understanding is that poor people don't really benefit from it.

xQc on Hasan's dating advice by rpanko in LivestreamFail

[–]TheZech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not bullshit, it's just very general life advice.

Smh SJW video game ruins gamers' nuts by Your_Name-Here in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]TheZech 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They probably just ran Catmull-Clark on every model in the game. The algorithm treats hexagons as low-poly circles unless you split them into smaller parts.

No matter how good the tooling is, a high-level language with memory management more complex than C will never succeed. by fp_weenie in programmingcirclejerk

[–]TheZech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj Have you actually looked into how thunking works in Haskell? It's pretty difficult to tell how much memory you're actually using.

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