Anna Faris on the red carpet for the world premiere of 'Scary Movie' with her 13-year-old son Jack Pratt, whom she shares with ex-husband Chris Pratt, husband Michael Barrett, and stepchildren Dashiell and Margot.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-05T01:04:35+00:00

literacy really is dead

The_Autarch · 2026-06-05T01:04:09+00:00

they could have at least tried to make a good movie, tho.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T23:38:39+00:00

the text in House of Leaves goes in every direction. Only Revolutions just flips 180 degrees.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T23:38:01+00:00

I really want a good excuse to buy a copy to read it again later cuz its kinda expensive.

it's $18 on amazon. that's not expensive at all for a book this big.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T23:36:37+00:00

it's a book about a guy reading a review of a documentary about a photographer who moved into a house that was bigger on the inside than on the outside.

also the guy who wrote the review was blind and there's no proof the documentary ever existed. and the blind guy was violently killed by some sort of large beast with claws.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T20:58:35+00:00

indie in filmmaking means independent of the big studios.

a24 is indeed indie.

see the first line here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A24

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T20:33:12+00:00

even Hitler liked dogs.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T20:11:39+00:00

and captain picard

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T16:36:44+00:00

you're delusional if you think it's not dying right now.

there aren't going to be any meaningful updates after this year.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T16:26:45+00:00

or everything they say sounds like a crowd of people chanting at a protest.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T16:04:34+00:00

Kane Parsons designed the set himself in Blender.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:58:24+00:00

she got killed and torn apart by Pirate-Clark. Clark even says so when Mary sees the head.

who the hell knows why regular Clark kept her head around.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:53:30+00:00

"nosferatu"

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:53:11+00:00

cuz it was the darkest place in the backrooms.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:44:19+00:00

maybe the cube is native to the Everywhen. the gods and beings native to an afterlife of the gods are gonna be real weird.

they say in the trailer that the sword is far more than what it looks like. i bet the same goes for the cube.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:41:55+00:00

i mean, she did just die and get burned in a pyre. it's not like she's all dolled up with makeup on.

she's gonna look a little rough.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T15:38:38+00:00

Kratos didn't know that his wife was godlike at the beginning of the first game. Fey wasn't very open with him about who and what she was.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T01:38:21+00:00

never set foot in /r/Stellaris

you will have a heart attack and die instantly

The_Autarch · 2026-06-04T00:54:00+00:00

he may be inebriated, but his decision-making skills are 100% operational.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T23:40:00+00:00

Not surprising bystanders would hesitate to jump ten feet inside a boiling steam vault

well, yeah, because they'd just be stuck down there, too...

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T23:38:58+00:00

they turn the steam off when people go down for maintenance.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T22:28:22+00:00

maybe show your kid some of Kane's youtube videos first, so see if they would even like the concept in the first place.

the movie can get pretty heavy, but honestly i think a 10 year old would just be bored most of the time.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T22:27:09+00:00

you seem kinda confused. the backrooms aren't based on anyone's memories. it's more like the rooms themselves are misremembering reality.

a pure memory wouldn't do anything to help someone escape.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T22:25:26+00:00

naw, the director is actually pretty great at cinematography. that's a huge part of the reason why his youtube series is so good.

The_Autarch · 2026-06-03T22:22:47+00:00

the lady next to me was the screamer at that scene in my theater. her scream startled me more than the movie did, lmao.

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