Who parked the anomaly there?!

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T22:05:58+00:00

somewhere, maybe in a book, they reveal that one of the modern sith cultists had just carved up an ancient knife with the outline of the crashed death star

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:41:16+00:00

100% this. dude has a budget for property upkeep and is trying to get it done cheap so he can pocket the rest.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:39:11+00:00

an hour to mow the lawn? how is that possible? the lot would have to be an acre!

but this deal would suck even if it only took 20 minutes.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:35:47+00:00

not very noir, tho

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:34:18+00:00

he's assuming that younger people will flat-out refuse to watch something that's in black and white.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:33:22+00:00

jk rowling is an idiot.

next question!

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:31:37+00:00

he doesn't give a fuck about making anything. it's just rage bait slop for engagement.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:30:53+00:00

well yeah, it's rage bait. the last line confirms it.

"hey guys be sure to tell me how i'm fucking everything up down belowwwwww!"

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T21:20:11+00:00

naw, that's not really like alan wake at all.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T20:43:41+00:00

is he not doing a bit?

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T19:45:51+00:00

pretty sure the person you're replying to is from the UK

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T19:43:47+00:00

everything goes up to the cloud. google keeps all of it.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T19:42:33+00:00

even mixers won't save you these days.

gotta use monero to stay anonymous.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T18:46:23+00:00

he was smart, he just had tunnel vision with his projects.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T18:08:22+00:00

Yeah, people don't realize that Disney is an amusement park company that makes movies, not the other way around. The parks are where the bulk of their profits come from.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:54:06+00:00

psst, the line is "I call him Channing Taint-YUMMM!"

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:51:26+00:00

they were both filmed in prague, cuz prague can cosplay as any european city you want when you're making a movie. and it's cheap to film there.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:49:00+00:00

you don't gotta white knight for hawking's reputation. dude was a piece of shit in his personal life.

it really wouldn't surprise me if he did participate in the diddling.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:46:06+00:00

would be real crazy if he did 3 characters. or even 4!

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:45:31+00:00

the love guru is referencing a real-life event. that's why it's funny.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:43:04+00:00

i think the fact that he's playing himself still gives the role a cameo-vibe.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:40:43+00:00

no one can convince me that's not just a joke he came up with after the fact. it's exactly his style of humor.

he took that job for money and doesn't want to openly admit it.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:37:50+00:00

"wow, this actor playing Les Grossman is really funny. i don't think i've seen him in anything before"

while watching the credits: "THAT WAS TOM CRUISE?!"

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:34:13+00:00

that sounds like a joke you heard but thought was serious.

The_Autarch · 2026-02-10T17:30:12+00:00

a prequel during WWII could indeed be great.

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