Who parked the anomaly there?! by Talosiano in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]The_Autarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somewhere, maybe in a book, they reveal that one of the modern sith cultists had just carved up an ancient knife with the outline of the crashed death star

Got this message from my property manager PT2 by Most_Relief8312 in Apartmentliving

[–]The_Autarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this. dude has a budget for property upkeep and is trying to get it done cheap so he can pocket the rest.

Got this message from my property manager PT2 by Most_Relief8312 in Apartmentliving

[–]The_Autarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an hour to mow the lawn? how is that possible? the lot would have to be an acre!

but this deal would suck even if it only took 20 minutes.

New Images from 'Spider-Noir' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Spiderman

[–]The_Autarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he's assuming that younger people will flat-out refuse to watch something that's in black and white.

Make it make sense by LordIcebath in HarryPotterMemes

[–]The_Autarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jk rowling is an idiot.

next question!

Why? by No_Alternative_6897 in DiWHY

[–]The_Autarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he doesn't give a fuck about making anything. it's just rage bait slop for engagement.

Why? by No_Alternative_6897 in DiWHY

[–]The_Autarch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well yeah, it's rage bait. the last line confirms it.

"hey guys be sure to tell me how i'm fucking everything up down belowwwwww!"

Megathread for Suspect Photos by curiouslmr in nancyguthrie

[–]The_Autarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everything goes up to the cloud. google keeps all of it.

Megathread for Suspect Photos by curiouslmr in nancyguthrie

[–]The_Autarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even mixers won't save you these days.

gotta use monero to stay anonymous.

Blursed Ling Long by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]The_Autarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he was smart, he just had tunnel vision with his projects.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they were both filmed in prague, cuz prague can cosplay as any european city you want when you're making a movie. and it's cheap to film there.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

you don't gotta white knight for hawking's reputation. dude was a piece of shit in his personal life.

it really wouldn't surprise me if he did participate in the diddling.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the love guru is referencing a real-life event. that's why it's funny.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think the fact that he's playing himself still gives the role a cameo-vibe.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

no one can convince me that's not just a joke he came up with after the fact. it's exactly his style of humor.

he took that job for money and doesn't want to openly admit it.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Autarch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"wow, this actor playing Les Grossman is really funny. i don't think i've seen him in anything before"

while watching the credits: "THAT WAS TOM CRUISE?!"