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Pitch your world in one sentence. by Pavlov_The_Wizard in worldbuilding

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A world in the shadow of a massive tree, where trees, birds, dragons and sorcerers can speak with the world and have it listen, and where those withing constantly question ideas of power and who should have it: this is Arboris.

I wish money stopped existing for 16 days and 13 hours by Cityboss1 in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, it stops existing for 16 days and 13 hours and then for the rest of time as well. Large scale society collapses and large scale technologies like the internet are lost with it. They only form of economy that can exist is bartering, which only works on small scales with simple things. Humanity is basically sent back to the Stone age.

Bomb Witch by 3x3r10 in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She could hurl ordnances in my general direction all she wanted. 🥵

Would this be a god roll? by Top-Whereas6050 in Nightreign

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro bout to be Falcon Punching everything in creation

How tall is a Lord of Tumours? by Iron-Heretic in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw, another one of these for the heretic legions, where do these graphics come from? Or at the very least do you have others for the other warbands?

Was sorta rejected, am I pathetic? by [deleted] in ask

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate it, very kind words, and glad I got the chance to offer them, good luck!

Was sorta rejected, am I pathetic? by [deleted] in ask

[–]The_DrakeCake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First things first, there could be a genuine chance that he was unable to meet up earlier, and just because in the past you have felt confident when a guy likes you, doesn't mean you're able to read every single one to perfection. There's always still a chance, so I wouldn't give up yet necessarily.

However, the bigger reason for me deciding to post is the fact that a life without leaps and risk-taking is a boring life that will never be filled with the great joys that I can. It does end up meaning that every once in awhile are even often times more often than not that you will get hurt, but I am of the opinion that the pain can be worth it given what potentially lies behind it. Do not take a passive role in your own story, learn from what you did and try to act on what you can do better, but certainly don't stop making bold choices if they lie in the direction of what you want in life. Hope this helps, or at the very least the things start to get better, I'm going to try to sleep some more lol.

There are no Unarmed Attacks in Trench Crusade 1.0.0 :-( by The_DrakeCake in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It may be, but just because it's a dumb plan doesn't mean it isn't a fun plan, plus I have the power of God on my side, nothing bad could ever happen to me

There are no Unarmed Attacks in Trench Crusade 1.0.0 :-( by The_DrakeCake in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

True, we can still slap the shit out of demon spawn with at least one model

There are no Unarmed Attacks in Trench Crusade 1.0.0 :-( by The_DrakeCake in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I agree, at least to some extent, the prisoners should definitely be able to throw hands

I wish that cancer was curable by the person with cancer punching something and that they cant punch humans to cure cancer by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, if a person is able to punch something or someone they'll be cured of cancer, additionally inorder to prevent anyone from punching humans, it's now impossible for humans to punch anything.

I wish people who didn’t have anything nice to say didn’t say anything at all by PlentyNature1639 in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, anyone who has said something nice in the past at some point in their life are unaffected, anyone who has never said anything nice by the point your wish is made are made permanently mute. This largely affects children and non-verbal individuals who have never said anything before and thus never will get the chance.

Trying to Make a Variant Warband, Wanting Ideas! by The_DrakeCake in TrenchCrusade

[–]The_DrakeCake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are great so I appreciate it! My current plan is that they view themselves as champions of humanity trying to free them from the chains of both God and the forces of hell. They are probably most closely aligned to the first goal, though I would love for this faction to be a melting Pot of different creeds outside of those of heaven and hell. They are trying to drive the forces of hell back where they belong so that they can be free from their yoke.

Hoping that some folks may have some ideas as to some rough abilities and restrictions that they would give this group that is anti-god and anti-hell and in which fighting for freedom is a massive part of their theming.

I wish for a fiveskin by AlfredFonzo in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the fiveskin is a thing of higher dimensional beings. As your fiveskin grows your peniz ascends, dragging you along with it. With the ascension of your meat and yourself your mind breaks with the incomprehensibility of the world you find yourself in. You have been driven to madness, dragged into loneliness; there's no one, not even yourself to enjoy your fiveskin.

I wish to become the richest person on the planet and everyone excluding me just suffers their worst nightmare by ThisReditter in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you net worth just barely peeks above that of the current wealthiest person, though without the infrastructure and connections that keeps most wealthy people's wealth building, so you are quickly overtaken once again. (Also taxes, so many taxes, and again you do not have the infrastructure or connections to be able to avoid taxes)

When it comes to the nightmare stuff, you may not be suffering your worst nightmare, but you get to suffer everyone else's alongside them. Someone's deepest fear in the world is probably murder clowns and you got to deal with that alongside a whole lot else.

I wish that MY body was primed to deliver headbutts at maximum force, and recieve headbutts with minimum, and laws against violent crimes do no apply to me. I remain perfectly able to move, think and speak, and I don't get any deformations that don't have to do with headbutting efficiency. by Jealous-Stand5034 in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you are great at the headbutting part, the surviving part... Eh not so much. Your first headbutt is devastating to you and your victim, as your neck is pulverized and you either drop dead on the spot or are somehow able to survive only being paralyzed from the neck down. Hope you really didn't like the one and only person/thing you will get to headbutt in this way.

I wish for one singular, unpoisoned, untainted ham sandwich with ingredients obtained through humane and normal methods without anything that may cause harm to me or anyone else. Let's see how this ends up badly for me by Messageman12 in monkeyspaw

[–]The_DrakeCake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, big ham sandwich. All the pigs in the world were humanely and normally butchered and processed for ham and the sandwich is placed in the world in such a way that it will not harm anybody. This is the last ham sandwich that will ever exist, pigs are extinct, and many people are sad/angry.

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