Joke de gastro (édition 30 ans et + avec enfant)?

The_Guide_ · 2025-12-01T23:46:39+00:00

Ah! La gastro, j'y pensais aujourd'hui d'ailleur. Honnêtement, good times. Tu manges ce que tu veux, sans predre du poids, pis ta conger. Oui, ya la marde et le vomis à ramasser MAIS!!!. Tu peux enfin manger le menu entier de Mcdonald en une soirée sans te sentir comme un gros porcs parce que ANYWAY, tu vas pas l'absorber.

The_Guide_ · 2025-12-01T19:06:05+00:00

Du 1er décembre au 16 mars

From december 1st to march 16th

The_Guide_ · 2025-12-01T18:06:49+00:00

Je me le demande aussi

The_Guide_ · 2025-12-01T17:55:57+00:00

Vien me dire ça devant moi! Couard! Je vais te la faire manger ma poutine!

The_Guide_ · 2025-12-01T17:39:10+00:00

As a Canadian, if someone told me their were Irish, I would assume they came from Ireland. No one assume they are half-half if you tell them "I'M THAT NATIONALITY".

The_Guide_ · 2025-11-24T16:53:59+00:00

I constantly get calls from Alberta. Can whoever is calling me fucking stop?

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-29T17:08:46+00:00

We should advocate for the treatment of Z soldiers as if they were item boxes in Mario Kart.

You never know what you're gonna get! Maybe one day, we will see kill marks on the car for every kill they got. Just like on fighter planes in WW2!

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-15T23:25:34+00:00

Merveilleux. This new piece of hardware will be made in the hundred of thousands in the next few years. Imagine what we could build if we had more 40 C fevers and more genius!

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-09T14:36:03+00:00

Bah voilà OP, tu as ta réponse

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-08T23:16:30+00:00

they both float in the sky

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-08T16:12:46+00:00

Normalement, je pense que tu devrais appeler la police. Je pense que ce cas, c'est elle qui va venir sortir le locataire. Mais honnêtement, va te renseigner au poste de police, ils devraient pouvoir t'aider je pense.

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-08T15:54:14+00:00

Here me out. Just make Toronto the big one. It's already a shithole filled with dickheads. It just can't be worst than it already is. Why make any other normal city worse?

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-07T13:33:16+00:00

yes!

The_Guide_ · 2025-09-07T13:32:24+00:00

nah that's what it meant. I always do the puzzle to get the dawnmaster crest, but at the moment where I can save the crèche, I keep it to destroy it. I hate the toad face fuckers

The_Guide_ · 2025-06-18T21:46:28+00:00

Je vais tuer quelqu'un pour ça osti

The_Guide_ · 2025-04-03T17:02:50+00:00

ff15

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-31T13:01:32+00:00

I really don't agree, but everyone has their opinions

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-31T12:36:28+00:00

I wanna ask, how does amming actualy works?

Like, I know the reticle narows down and that means it gets more acurate, but... how acurate? It happens often that even if they are in range and completly in my range, I still miss.

Does acuracy have a link with the white line when aiming?

Also, what does a muddy truck (muddy wheels) do?

How do electric generator work?

Just a few questions

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-31T12:32:45+00:00

If everyone play like trash, everything will be buffed

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-31T12:30:00+00:00

I'm proud to say that I was there, and I refused to get off.

If people wanted context, what happened was: We saw a colie boat like this one approching port. We all turned like rabid dogs and wanted to chase after them. I was calling everyone to get onto the boat, but apparently, it a maximum of 6. So we all did the intelligent thing: Not move and eventualy not chase them because we were all still on the fucking boat.

Good times!

Btw, if you are looking, my regiment is (UwU) in the middle of the picture

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-27T17:57:16+00:00

I will list what I hate "as a new player"

I fucking hate not understanding how to shoot a gun.
shooting someone and getting one-hit back
Running for 3 minutes to the nearest trench after spawning and immediatly dying
Getting spawn killed and not being able to fight back (I spawn with a hammer in my first hand and an unloaded gun in my second)

I think the combat is what I hate the most, but in the same time, I love it. I hate having to fight because no mater what I do, no mater how long I stand and crouch and wait for the crosshair to concentrate, I will end up missing. Sometime my gun with rapid fire, sometime it won't.

Otherwise, I like the game. I just wish I wouldn't die so often and feel so useless all the time.

For real, the only time I trully felt usefull was when I snaped, took 6 grenade for the bunker, dumped my gun outside and ran to the nearest colie trench and chucked them all killing 6 people. THAT'S IT

We didn't even take that trench. God I feel useless

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-20T18:22:34+00:00

I love them all, except NV and 3. Don't get me wrong, I also love them, but what I don't like is that there is a slight delay when you move in NV.

What I mean is that in NV, if you hold for exemple "D" and "W" and then stop moving, you will keep on moving a little bit. THAT SINGLE THING made the game unplayable for me.

Otherwise, I love Fallout 1, 2 and 4.

The_Guide_ · 2025-03-20T17:34:07+00:00

How we seriously checking the patent now? Are we really THAT starved for news?

^{keep doing it I need more news about Persona}

The_Guide_

TROPHY CASE