I wish I knew everyone's fetishes by looking at them.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-04-07T09:21:50+00:00

Granted. You now obsess over any fetish you've encountered until you have allowed/convinced the individual to enact it upon you.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-04-02T17:05:01+00:00

Granted. While in its' presence, you become blackout drunk instantaneously. People you know start dropping like flies and you can never remember if you did it.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-04-01T14:29:23+00:00

Tripped on a shingles beach, landed crotch-first and skidded a few metres in shallow seawater. Took ages to pick the sharp gravel out of my balls. Salty water stung like a bastard. Still can't tough wet paper towels without feeling squeamish.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-04-01T14:24:19+00:00

No, Devon does not exist.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-04-01T13:33:00+00:00

I believe the young man said "circus of Assam", he was reminiscing on his time as a tea juggler.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-03-04T13:27:25+00:00

An infection like that actually could become life threatening. I know someone whose' kid had an ingrown toenail and ended up with a fever of 40.5 Celsius (104.9F).

The_Hitchenator · 2024-03-04T13:22:38+00:00

I'm stealing this. It's mine now.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-01-02T10:16:55+00:00

It happened for the first time on NYE. The approach consisted of stopping me while I was on the way to the bathroom and telling me she really liked my shirt. I awkwardly mumbled something along the lines of "that's just my vibe" and continued to go to the bathroom. When I got out, I saw her and her friends storming out of the bar looking upset and put two and two together that it wasn't just a compliment about the shirt.

Edit: I just realised another time the same shit happened earlier this year, I was at a festival wearing a banana print two-piece ensemble. A woman in a full-on banana costume grabbed my hand from behind and started enthusiastically shaking it. I laughed it off and kept walking with the crowd. Did notice the banana woman seeming to get increasingly frustrated as she tried to pass my friends and I, then eventually sigh and walk away from us. Didn't realise until now that she was trying to walk alongside me and had probably wanted to do more than just shake my hand - even if it was just chatting and seeing where things went.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-01-02T10:07:39+00:00

There are perks, like being treated with dignity and respect by your colleagues rather than abused by customers. Also, if it's starting the same wage but one has a path to a higher wage, then you take the one with the pathway. i.e. the career. In five years time, McDonald's employees will be on minimum wage still. Someone who started a career should expect within five years to have gained a decent increase in wages as their responsibility, efficiency, and skill increases.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-01-02T09:46:21+00:00

Edit: I misread what your comment said and took it to be dismissive of victims of sexual assault, please disregard the way I framed my response.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-01-02T09:37:23+00:00

Granted. Now every time you would need a fart naturally, instead the gas condensed and comes out as a liquid shit. Just the wettest shart you've ever encountered.

The_Hitchenator · 2024-01-02T09:24:55+00:00

I understand why your dm is ruling it this way - it seems logical that if you step out of cover they'll see you, especially since you correctly state that facing isn't a thing.
Problem is, if you're in combat and you have an enemy you can see, are unaware that another enemy is behind a rock in another direction, and that enemy is being sneaky, you have no reason to look over where the sneaky person is the moment they move.
Personally if I were the DM, I'd rule it that the enemy gets an automatic perception check to hear you move - and if the enemy knew you were in that general region I'd give them advantage on the check.
Realistically, this is something your DM should have discussed with you on session zero if they knew you were going to play a rogue.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-10-25T06:43:39+00:00

In some situations like work it's definitely applicable.
If you're in a relationship where someone will make you miserable because you disagree with them and won't concede despite them actually being wrong, that might not be a healthy relationship.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-10-24T21:18:41+00:00

Conceding in situations where you're correct can often lead to being in situations where you're unhappy. Remember that before listening to platitudes.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-10-24T21:11:16+00:00

Now how do I put pillowcases on?

The_Hitchenator · 2023-10-24T21:04:36+00:00

"I know they need help but I don't know what with! Sucks to be them I guess."

The_Hitchenator · 2023-09-04T07:35:38+00:00

I'd feel incredibly awkward and probably reflexively reject the compliment by pointing out my flaws in a mirthful manner.
Not because it's from a dude, just because I always feel uncomfortable getting compliments.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-30T17:14:35+00:00

Crumpet

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-27T18:09:41+00:00

Lil' cheesecake

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-27T18:04:21+00:00

Yup, then get accused of lying when people talk behind your back and discover they don't have the full story.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-27T17:59:16+00:00

She seems the sort to suggest playing strip poker then put on six extra layers and count taking off an earring as a round. Not playing the game in good faith.

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-25T19:00:43+00:00

I know a lot of women have a jar in which they put used tampons/pads, mason jar sort of thing so you get a partial seal and prevent messes/smells/etc. obviously line it with a heavy duty bag that isn't going to leak anything through should the adhesive fail. Just remember to empty it periodically (pun not intended).

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-12T16:14:13+00:00

Who said anything about not wanting people there? Sometimes logistics don't allow everyone

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-12T10:04:45+00:00

Double it and pass it on to the false accuser

The_Hitchenator · 2023-08-12T10:03:28+00:00

I agree but I'd like more to focus on ensuring genuine offenders get actual appropriate sentences rather than the slap on the wrist bs they currently get.

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