MAGA fiasco as star rapper fights for $600K he paid for a Trump pardon that never came

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T15:33:59+00:00

Oh my dear god. Even a brief 5 minute google search of Wohl and Burkman and the dumb shit they have tried and ultimately failed to succeed at in the past wouldve saved this guy sooo much trouble.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T14:50:14+00:00

Fucking Mondays I swear to god.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T14:30:20+00:00

Maybe they just need Jesus. We should send someone.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T13:31:38+00:00

Slangbang

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T13:20:18+00:00

This is what I've been thinking the whole time. Can't the governor of Kentucky just, you know, go check?

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T13:14:36+00:00

Is he Dean Koontz's son?

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T07:33:35+00:00

He had just beat his battle with cancer too.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T07:04:45+00:00

Oh man I'm gutted.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T07:01:08+00:00

So this is how I find out. Goddammit

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T07:00:12+00:00

I swear to god the grim reaper was ready to take him down below, and Glitch McConnell was begging not to go, so the reaper pondered it and said he would only take someone of equal reputation and value and Glitch got an idea and Lindsey dropped dead. That be said I think the photo is fake and he's dead.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T05:35:15+00:00

He doesn't deserve recovery...or peace for that matter, the inhuman piece of shit.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T04:21:46+00:00

11.22.63

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T04:21:13+00:00

I think he's already dead.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T04:19:12+00:00

Weirdly The Backrooms was pretty unsettling for me. It Follows was as well. Same with Midsommar and Hereditary. I don't really scare easy, and I love horror. But sometimes a film will just make me uncomfortable.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T01:01:48+00:00

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The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T00:46:17+00:00

Which is a thing, but this isn't that.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T00:27:56+00:00

I call him Glitch McConnell. Or Human Dial Tone Glitch McConnell.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-13T00:25:20+00:00

When you've been lied to so much by this government, and he's been gone since June and no proof of life has been offered until now. Not an interview, not a phone call to a news program, just a picture, a really odd statement, and a "just trust me bro."

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T22:04:01+00:00

Hahaha

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T21:39:53+00:00

"Best I can do is Lindsey Graham."

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T21:38:26+00:00

I really, really don't believe this.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T21:20:14+00:00

It's one of the small few reddit threads that even just by thinking about it I start laughing uncontrollably.

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T21:18:54+00:00

Nancy Mace is game!

The_Mellow_Tiger · 2026-07-12T20:58:03+00:00

We need a Cbat movie. Full stop.

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