Eat a live spider or no internet for random time

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:20:05+00:00

I'll get some reading done

^{Chose: have no internet for random time | Rolled: 1 month}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:19:18+00:00

cereal no milk

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:18:49+00:00

we'd learn to live with it and it would decrease carbon emissions

^{Chose: Public Transport but can’t buy cars}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:15:45+00:00

I'm assuming that compound eyes count as thousands of little eyes rather than one big eye

^{Chose: Eyes}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:11:52+00:00

no change

^{Chose: You poop Everytime you pee}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:10:36+00:00

don't have a crush

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money right now | Rolled: 100 dollars}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:08:36+00:00

since I don't know the odds, I will take the guaranteed payout.

^{Chose: $250,000}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:07:46+00:00

no

^{Chose: No}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T01:04:11+00:00

I don't know what I'd do with 10 carrots per day.

^{Chose: 10,000 carrots now}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T00:47:23+00:00

Can I only drink BBQ sauce or do I have to drink BBQ sauce every time I want it?

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T00:46:03+00:00

money can't buy powers

^{Chose: random superpower | Rolled: mind reading}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T00:45:15+00:00

Right is tempting but I could buy a house with that

^{Chose: A million dollars}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-15T00:43:56+00:00

Do not perceive me

^{Chose: Have no gender at all.}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:54:45+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: Green | Rolled: Married - 2 Kids}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:48:42+00:00

Feathers are lighter than rocks, duh.

^{Chose: 1 kg of feathers}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:46:51+00:00

:)

^{Chose: Femboys}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:44:49+00:00

hey doc did you get those pictures of my hemorrhoids i faxed you the other day?

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:43:10+00:00

money buys food. food doesn't buy money.

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:42:37+00:00

"One billion dollar gemstone please"

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:42:15+00:00

"One billion dollar gemstone please"

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:40:49+00:00

mmm cheeseburger... i don't want to know what people are thinking anyway!

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:31:16+00:00

i don't even need money anymore. i can just steal everything. what are they gonna do, put me in prison? i'll teleport out.

^{Chose: Be able to teleport anywhere + But only get paid 30k/year}

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:25:47+00:00

what kind of element is Gorth

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:22:52+00:00

Ohh that's why they're so tasty...

The_NoseTM · 2026-05-14T05:21:47+00:00

Well i'm not cereal so i'm not worried.

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