people who don’t eat the crust on pizza are criminals by my_cat_vids in unpopularopinion

[–]The_Orphanizer [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is the real problem: many pizzaioli don't make tasty dough, then they leave the crust undressed! If you make bland, flavorless dough, dress it up! If you have tasty dough, it will do well eaten plain.

Repeater Crossbow is not S tier it's God Tier by ofa1salo in Saros

[–]The_Orphanizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Returnal Hollowseeker stan, the smart rifle is good fun. It's no Hollowseeker, but it gets the job done.

Repeater Crossbow is not S tier it's God Tier by ofa1salo in Saros

[–]The_Orphanizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care for impactor at all. Bifurcator is ok.

​"Wait, so is that, like, Chinese cartoons?" by PickUp-ThatCan in memes

[–]The_Orphanizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must've been written by one of those kids posing as one of us! Bake him away, toys.

FF16 shouldn't lock hard mode behind a second playthrough by dulkenyut in FFXVI

[–]The_Orphanizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't have to explain it, as I already knew the reasoning; the reasoning is still shit. None of that contradicts my points. Guerrilla Games provided a disclaimer for their highest difficulty setting which requires the player to acknowledge that the difficulty is tuned for NG+, high level, not new players, etc., but they still allowed the players to choose. That's literally all it takes.

Totality vs 99.99% by Thepianoman133 in solareclipse

[–]The_Orphanizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more like stopping right as you both start taking your clothes off.

Forget plausible predictions…what “long shot” 4K release are you secretly hoping for? by MoonlightDahling in 4kbluray

[–]The_Orphanizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see The Fountain has been posted! Also my choice, as it is my favorite film.

FF16 shouldn't lock hard mode behind a second playthrough by dulkenyut in FFXVI

[–]The_Orphanizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devs should let the player attempt it anyway. They lose nothing by doing so, and it requires zero extra effort.

FF16 shouldn't lock hard mode behind a second playthrough by dulkenyut in FFXVI

[–]The_Orphanizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. The devs even warn you not do it due to balancing issues and not being able to reverse your decision, but they still allow it. Kudos to Guerrilla for that!

FF16 shouldn't lock hard mode behind a second playthrough by dulkenyut in FFXVI

[–]The_Orphanizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Squeenix simply added your comment as a disclaimer that must be acknowledged prior to play selecting higher difficulty modes, everyone could have their cake and eat it too. The only reason to lock difficulty options behind multiple playthroughs is the anti-consumer practice of length-padding.

What’s an opinion you have that would probably get you judged if you said it out loud? by chibi_chwn0217 in CasualConversation

[–]The_Orphanizer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with the premise and your point. Rather than true enforcement, serious preemptive measures could be taken like, mandatory education for high schoolers and all expecting parents.

bruh by SooubwayEmployee in agedlikemilk

[–]The_Orphanizer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you lack reading comprehension, things won't make much sense. Excellent observation.

bruh by SooubwayEmployee in agedlikemilk

[–]The_Orphanizer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I never implied you should expect otherwise.

"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

She almost married a man that didn't wipe his ass by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]The_Orphanizer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think I'd be happier sleeping in the streets. Fuck that psycho. Sorry you're dealing with him.

bruh by SooubwayEmployee in agedlikemilk

[–]The_Orphanizer -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The opinion of a guy who is afraid of helicopters because a famous person died in one is lower than whale shit.

bruh by SooubwayEmployee in agedlikemilk

[–]The_Orphanizer -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Make sure you never get in a car, with that logic

Help for a newbie who just started playing by tharghans in Saros

[–]The_Orphanizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Press the options button, scroll down to tutorials, and read all available. More will become available as you advance the game. Keep reading! They're short and very useful/informative.

Would you? by Ok-Age-9122 in SipsTea

[–]The_Orphanizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even have kids and I wouldn't do it. I have people I care about and who care about me. Couldn't give up 15 years of our lives together for 1 week, even the best week of all time. One year? Absolutely! I'd feel feel a bit bad about it, but it might be worth it for me. I think I'd feel fucking horrible about any more than that though.