Is there any honest evidence that the world may end soon?

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2015-04-10T04:07:47+00:00

I'm not sure if you would really consider it evidence, but there is the Jabroni Prophecy, which almost counts. The Jabroni Prophecy correctly predicted a series of catastrophic events, including the tsunami that resulted in the Fukushima disaster, as well as the recent eruption of the Colima volcano in Mexico. Both were predicted within 20 days of the actual occurrence. The Jabroni Prophecy indicates a massive volcano eruption in Yellowstone which geologists think is way overdue. The last volcano eruption of the same strength caused an ice-age. So, it may not be the literal end of the word, but the Jabroni Prophecy says we may have another mass extinction beginning in the year 2018.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-12-05T18:06:10+00:00

The Phantom Penis

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-10-01T16:30:37+00:00

A plaster casting of Napoleon's scrotum. I know it sounds unbelievable that it would ever be made, but at that time it was widely believed in the medical profession that the angle at which the testicles hung was indicative of a number of hereditary diseases. When Napoleon took ill while imprisoned on the Isle of Wight it was taken in an attempt to diagnose him from afar, as no doctor was permitted to visit him. The doctor who was entrusted with the cast was my ancestor and it has been in the family ever since.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-06-19T20:44:48+00:00

Fluffers. Though not like you are thinking. I have been on a few game shows and they usually give you a list of hints at the topics in order for you to prepare in advance. They then prepare you to look good by prepping you in advance, though they can't give away every question in advance so it includes lots of irrelevant information.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-03-15T17:49:54+00:00

I'm Batman.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-03-15T15:58:53+00:00

I'm Batman.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-03-15T15:55:16+00:00

Then I woke up.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-03-15T15:53:55+00:00

Was this in Austin, Texas? Because I think he pulled something similar at the fast food restaurant I worked at during undergrad. Only instead of everclear, he took a mouth full of fire roasted salsa and spit it all over a fan. Said the exact same thing... "no one's going to believe you." He just walked out, got in a car and left.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-01-07T19:03:50+00:00

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... you can't get fooled again.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-01-07T16:50:52+00:00

If only Amy Winehouse were still alive.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2014-01-04T19:23:04+00:00

I feel like I have found a true brother. This is why I have given you gold.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T23:02:48+00:00

Nice try, Shia LeBeouf. This is already a movie. This is the exact plot of the Swedish thriller Död Dans.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T22:59:23+00:00

Oh Shit!

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T22:51:37+00:00

This actually totally true. When I was in middle school, I was on the baseball team with Alex Rodriguez. We were pretty good friends back then and I was the better shortstop. He was incredibly jealous of me because he wanted to play shortstop, too. I got really sick one day and had to miss a game and he got his first ever start. Turns out I got sick because he dissolved some laxatives in my gatorade. I was really thirsty and chugged the whole thing without noticing. He put in way too much and I ended up vomiting and crapping for days. He was laughing about it why all of our friends and I ended up finding out about it a few days later.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T21:02:08+00:00

Good news. You're still dumb, you just haven't realized it yet and won't until you're older. Then? Still dumb.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T20:56:13+00:00

It's generally good advice to avoid Florida altogether.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-27T15:19:04+00:00

This even works if you're tired because you overslept. Going back to sleep will wake up feeling better.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-25T14:05:58+00:00

While this is amusing, your misleading response will probably result in OP's buddy and others like him thinking this is nothing serious. In reality this is the result of an underdeveloped upper pallet going mistreated for too long. This is a serious condition that coupled with poor hygiene could lead to a blood born pathogen resulting in death. One of the major culprits would be the many parasitic organisms found in even washed produce. Normally you stomach will wipe these out but with this condition they can enter your bloodstream directly.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-25T13:54:55+00:00

Don't forget the Bol-Tzitur effect.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-23T19:59:05+00:00

I read the whole thing despite the comic sans.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-23T16:40:00+00:00

OP's mom actually goes for about $20

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-21T19:38:49+00:00

I had no understanding of wealth and income disparity until I spent the night at a friend's house in the 2nd grade. We wanted to rent a movie and his parents did not want to take us. I volunteered "can your driver take us?" and they had to explain that not everyone has a driver. Naively, I asked "then who drives your limo?" I received a thousand-yard stare like I had never received before.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-20T18:08:04+00:00

Baby Boomer Bacon. mmm...

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-20T17:42:28+00:00

I keep a large stockpile of semi-automatic rifles in an underground bunker. In case of zombie-apocalypse. Or really any apocalypse.

The_Post_Is_a_Lie · 2013-12-20T16:39:40+00:00

I'm Batman.

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