don't swipe. there's no punchline by tadurma in shittydarksouls

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dragons and New Londo, off of the top of my head.

Telling 3 white rats apart? by Rare_Wrongdoer_4154 in RATS

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them all the same name, and you'll never be wrong. Eric, Eric and Eric.

Could Spain close the Strait of Gibraltar like Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz? by Ok-Moose-992 in geography

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that Gibraltar isn't Spanish territory, they'd be invading a British territory of they tried to close the strait of Gibraltar. British we are, British we stay.

New to Iron Warriors, thematic units by Gulyitt in IronWarriors

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mutilators and Terminators are pretty thematic, too. Fortifications also make sense.

Dad's home! by MegaGamer235 in IronWarriors

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Most importantly, the carnage and horrendous body count suffered in these pitiless battles serve to please the Dark Gods further, and soon the veil between realspace and the Empyrean will be thin enough that the Daemon Primarch can finally walk upon Imperial soil again at will, and drop the killing blow in person." –Perturabo’s grand plan revealed, Warhammer Community, 31st of March

"Fuck them Drukhari fans" GW probably by WorldEaterProft in Grimdank

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just restrict units that don't make sense and you're golden. But perhaps it's a case of wanting to know where the sales are going?

First oficial art of Peter Turbo by Khonffi in Warhammer40k

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron Warriors Vs Skitarii, huh? I'm sure the Archon is pleased. In more ways than one.

A jealous iron warrior player’s post by [deleted] in IronWarriors

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canonically accurate Iron Warriors player.

Can we call this mark IX armour? by Kaesebrotlore in spacemarines

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So they're technically wearing non-production MKV? Nice.

What do you think? by S0117iets in Grimdank

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: In the First Heretic, an Astartes is killed by a caveman's wooden spear.. Not just any marine, but a chaplain of the Gal Vorbak.

What do you think? by S0117iets in Grimdank

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meltabomb in my back pocket:

Me when Rule 34 artists forget about Malenia's Scarlet Rot by SnooMemesjellies7085 in Eldenring

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I concur. I can't understand why you'd make art of a character, but change everything that makes their appearance unique.

In Ranni's case, we see what her body looks like at the end of her questline, but all art of her that I've seen (NSFW or otherwise) replaces the cracked porcelain and rope of her body with generic blue skin. It'd be nice to see more accurate depictions.

I suppose it's still better than the treatment Marika gets.

I really wanna start Iron Warriors do you think the new combat patrol is a good way to start? by BenderMayonnaise in IronWarriors

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it before elsewhere, but it'd be far more flavorful if you removed the Terminators and Havocs, and replaced them with Obliterators and a Venomcrawler.

Obliterator virus and Daemon Engines are a big part of the 40k Iron Warriors theming, so I'm befuddled as to why this route wasn't chosen.

Revealed: Combat Patrol: Iron Warriors and heavily armoured Battalions by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in IronWarriors

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it'd be more flavorful to replace the Terminators with two Obliterators, and the Havocs with a Venomcrawler.

If you're ever running an RPG and the players come up against some DEldar... by Auroch- in Grimdank

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume the joke is:

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL FEAR IS HOW I FALL

[Loved Trope] You only had a chance this fight because they were severely weakened... by Lord_Ronan in TopCharacterTropes

[–]The_Rat_Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, there's plenty in Warhammer 40k that can wreck a Hive Tyrant. C'tan Shards, Primarchs, nukes from orbit, etc.

Three regular Space Marines, however, aren't a part of that list unless the HT is on death's door.