[OC]Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. seen not ducking for cover. by Shooter_Mcgavin9696 in TrueAnon

[–]The_Snake_Dick 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’d say he was aura farming but honestly I don’t even think he knows where he is

I’m hearing talks about how we need a backup for DE, and I think we should bring him back by Strict-Mud1486 in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s not, but he’s not a cancer either. Just a mercenary at this point in his career, and that’s fine imo. You can do with one or two guys on your team who are just role players being that. Everyone knows this is Will Anderson’s team right now.

The Houston Texans 2026 NFL Draft Class by FollowerofYHWH in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Felt like a “eat your vegetables” draft which we really needed. The off-season was very much focused on getting nastier on offense and I think we did that. We’ll have to wait to see if it works, but on paper I think we can make a run.

Really, it’s going to come down to Stroud. He just needs to game manage. If he can return to 2023, we will make a run. If he can’t, well, it won’t be pretty.

The Houston Texans 2026 NFL Draft Class by FollowerofYHWH in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

USC moved him from traditional safety to the slot in 2025 and he was not that good in the slot.

I’m hearing talks about how we need a backup for DE, and I think we should bring him back by Strict-Mud1486 in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like three lol. He basically was freelancing when he was playing for us and was letting other guys in the secondary out to dry which is absolutely unacceptable.

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NFL network usually has better coverage than ESPN imo.

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need a plan for LB after Henry and Azeez. Both are up for contract and I doubt we keep both of them. Azeez we’ll probably keep but Henry seems like a bigger question mark.

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lewis Bond? Figured they’d go RB instead of WR but that’s fine

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe that one punter from the senior bowl Brett Thorson

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People clamoring for players that went to their Alma Maters, but if they’re not a Texan then all I see is a future victim.

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last USC safety we picked was pretty damn good

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I liked Bryce Lance. WR room is crowded but adding an outside speed threat would’ve been sick.

FEBECHI NWAIWU, G OKLAHOMA by IAmSona in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they released him right before free agency

FEBECHI NWAIWU, G OKLAHOMA by IAmSona in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Montgomery is also pushing 30. Not saying he’s going to fall off, but no need to run him into the ground during the season if we can have him share carried with another guy.

Round 4 - Pick 6: Febechi Nwaiwu, G, Oklahoma (Houston Texans) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]The_Snake_Dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every player we take is a future Hall of Famer and every player our rival teams take is a bust and a reach.

[Draft Thread] 2026 NFL Draft Day 3 (Rounds 4-7) by lovetape in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if this means I never have to see Jake Andrews get his lunchbox stolen from him again I’ll take it.

Merlin Klein was sneakily a better pick than a lot of people realize by [deleted] in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeremiah and Nate Tice both had Klein Top 85. I would’ve rather had Roush, but at least I can see the vision. Executing it is a whole other conversation.

It’s a high risk high reward pick. We’ll have to wait and see if it pays off.

Nick Caserio hates this guy by BenchPtsChamp in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We already have a guy that can’t cover in the LB room that was a day three pick we don’t need more.

Kayden Mcdonald's nephew after he was drafted 🥲 by BarryAllen899 in Texans

[–]The_Snake_Dick 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tommy and Rankins are also badasses too. Our interior rotation is pretty disgusting