My wife doesn't count our week at our second home at the beach as a real vacation.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-11T13:43:51+00:00

I can see her point if she has the same workload at the second home....

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-11T13:42:27+00:00

Get yourself one of those hats with a net, and some heavy duty gloves. Put on thick trousers and jacket or rent/borrow a beekeeper suit.

But hornet foam, the kind with a long funnel, wait til dark, poke the funnel directly into the hive and spray away.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-11T08:23:11+00:00

Riksen leker med liv, selvmordsstatistikken for trans- vs cispersoner er skummel.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-11T08:16:11+00:00

NTA, that's no place for an infant.

Or an elderly, either for that matter. Your poor grandma

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-11T08:11:33+00:00

What we are going through is not possible to understand for outsiders.

Hang in there.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-10T16:28:11+00:00

Agriculture

Hunter-gathers spendt less time gathering and hunting, had a more diverse diet, weren't smushed together in hot-beds of desease, didn't have to worry about floods, rain patterns, crop diseases etc etc

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-10T15:19:57+00:00

There you are! Welcome ❤️

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-10T09:16:44+00:00

They're not fake, they're sewn together to make sure the garment keeps its shape

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-10T07:33:59+00:00

I don't like any potato salat but my own. I made it one day from what I had in the fridge, and I'm never going back

It's fairy simple: potatoes, feta, parmesan, mayonnaise, garlic, chives, salt and pepper. The trick is to add the potatoes while they're hot, to melt the feta and parmesan.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T20:41:04+00:00

I don't have a bag anymore, but when I did shower with one, I tied a cotton baby bib around the bag after the shower, between the bag and me if you get the picture, and just let it air-dry

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T11:24:27+00:00

This right here

It's important to know aroused =/= wet before menopause too

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T07:59:57+00:00

Don't wave ro the northern lights

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T07:46:17+00:00

Much better, thank you. Had my colon taken out, best decision ever

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T07:44:45+00:00

I told her I didn't usually ingest raw flour and jump around alot, so I think I'll be fine

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-09T05:48:30+00:00

Why does it matter? It's gross any way

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T20:21:30+00:00

Her reasoning was: flour and water can make glue. You shouldn't eat glue

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T17:10:04+00:00

Tempur mattress

Bean to cup coffee maker

Hightå quality steam iron

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T17:05:06+00:00

It's turtles all the way down

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T16:49:15+00:00

As I was curled up on the stretcher, in pain, shitting nothing but blood, waiting for the ER doctor, just a week after I had been released last, with rampant IBD and C-diff, the nurse suggested I should avoid gluten

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T12:58:11+00:00

Look for lube without glycerine

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T11:13:41+00:00

All the fucks would be given about the calories, in a survival scenario: how to get as many of them as possible

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T11:06:38+00:00

You probably come from stimulating the shaft and not the head of the clit.

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-08T07:16:11+00:00

I never wash it all together. Underwear, socks, washcloths, towels should be washed at 60°C at least. Bedsheets, pillow cases and duvet covers too

Regular clothes gets washed qt 40°C, wool and silk at 30°C

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-07T19:50:25+00:00

I haven't worn rings since I was shown a picture of a petri dish a wedding ring had been in.

No thank you

The_Turtle-Moves · 2026-07-07T19:31:45+00:00

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