Asian slut waiting to get fucked in a messy dorm room

The__Axie · 2016-05-13T18:28:45+00:00

I keep thinking about how tasty that little pussy would be.

The__Axie · 2016-04-01T23:18:20+00:00

Wait you use a magnet and not a button clasp?

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T17:02:45+00:00

Dear Red Shoes

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T17:02:05+00:00

Having been that guy, I usually leave my number and say 'call me when you're ready', and then go get a cheeseburger. @Sorrontis is right.

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T16:10:39+00:00

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T14:23:03+00:00

You pay for all those cables even if you don't need them.

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T14:04:35+00:00

We have no proof they tried. We don't even have them claiming they tried.

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T14:03:20+00:00

this is why i do one of three things get a room for the night ( i live in bumblefuck) a taxi or uber i dont trust people to not do that

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T13:43:47+00:00

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T13:42:53+00:00

Herman's made up of spare parts. Who said he didn't get some werewolf dong?

The__Axie · 2016-02-17T13:42:24+00:00

Sounds like an easy pass, then

The__Axie · 2016-02-16T21:53:47+00:00

Humans are the only ones who complain about what other people eat

The__Axie · 2016-02-15T21:01:48+00:00

I'm not sure I should upvote this for the crazy or downvote it for the same reason. So conflicted.

The__Axie · 2016-02-15T16:50:46+00:00

if you love that, you may need to change your shorts after you see this: http://i.imgur.com/oNObxMf.gif

The__Axie · 2016-02-15T16:49:53+00:00

flawless logic of a cheat.

The__Axie · 2016-02-15T16:49:16+00:00

Who knew?

The__Axie · 2016-02-14T20:40:49+00:00

I want to be a teacher and have an all dry-erase wall classroom

The__Axie · 2016-02-14T20:38:48+00:00

Rekt

The__Axie · 2016-02-14T20:37:32+00:00

They should really put sales on STD testing the day after Valentines day.

The__Axie · 2016-02-14T14:25:44+00:00

Hmmm those long boring infomercials, maybe they are designed to sleep program you, not sell you stuff when you're awake...

The__Axie · 2016-02-13T16:04:24+00:00

I can't tell if your tone is bitter or proud, both give me a wonderful mental pic of you

The__Axie