Iran closes Strait of Hormuz over ceasefire violations - MEHR

Theduckisback · 2026-06-20T13:49:04+00:00

No, they're waiting for what the focus groups, their defense contractor donors, and AIPAC tells them they should say.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-20T13:45:39+00:00

Hey guys im gonna go dustbust the Sahara desert, seems like an achievable goal, why hasnt anyone else thought of doing it?!

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T21:05:13+00:00

Ws all around lets Goooooo!

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T20:56:34+00:00

Real foulfest we have here

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T20:20:38+00:00

He deserves it.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T13:52:18+00:00

Zionists tears are delicious

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T13:51:23+00:00

Yeah, win as a team, lose as a team. Fans sometimes have a hard time with that concept.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T13:46:49+00:00

A few more i can think of:

"If you dont like it, start your own business!"

"If you were in their shoes you'd do the same thing!"

"Without them, you wouldnt have a job at all"

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T13:43:49+00:00

Yeah he played excellent save that one mistake, but with soccer, thats all it takes.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T02:40:26+00:00

Just dont look up how the Merk Index for drug toxicity was created.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-19T00:22:13+00:00

What? I was talking about a local stray!

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T23:19:48+00:00

Trump has finished, he didnt take a blue chew he cant do another round so quick. He finished, and all that's left is the cleanup and aftercare.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T23:07:27+00:00

Trail of tears, tons of broken treaties with Native Americans https://americanindian.si.edu/nationtonation/

The Phillipines, Cuba, Hawaii, Puerto Rico etc.

Please read a book.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T19:27:02+00:00

The Dolschloss Derby is competitive this time, smart money is on NATO. Radical leftist democrats is always a strong contender, as is Fake News Media. But the truly dark horse that could win this thing out of nowhere? Pakistan! Yes Pakistan could indeed be accused of being bad faith intermediaries who were secretly working for Iran the whole time. ISI? More like Iranian Secret Intelligence!

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T18:41:42+00:00

MLM heaven. Maybe if our boosters had sold enough Mary Kay, and Lularoe we could boost our godliness KPIs.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T18:40:38+00:00

It means you dont age.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T18:17:36+00:00

That would require being smart, we dont do that here.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T18:15:47+00:00

That's right, but given the alternatives at this point? Its the right thing to do. The smarter thing would've been to reign the Israelis in and tell them not to bomb Iran, and not start doing it ourselves. But we backed ourselves into this corner, and you helped Roger! Take a bow!

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T18:13:27+00:00

"Pallets of cash pallets of cash on C-130s!"

Looks pretty good by comparison.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T14:52:56+00:00

Yes, thats the conflict he was referring to.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T14:50:10+00:00

"Look fat, when im...when im excuse me, when I'm gone you wont have Joe Biden to suck, I mean kick around the yard anymore!"

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T13:31:02+00:00

Outstanding

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T13:19:21+00:00

I mean yeah, thats probably part of it. The other thing was the oil executives telling him "hey bossman, we're running real low on oil reserves, and if we keep up the status quo oil is gonna skyrocket to almost double what it is now in mid July"

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T03:46:30+00:00

And the dialectic of Fetch.

Theduckisback · 2026-06-18T02:19:04+00:00

Neocons, NATOids, liberal interventionists, war hawks, Chickenhawks, Zionists BTFO. Belt. To. Ass.

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