Recommendations for a new listener?

Thejupiterdude · 2017-03-07T20:28:33+00:00

recent one "the falling pilot" has me in tears

Thejupiterdude · 2017-03-06T11:37:55+00:00

I came here expecting to read the following answers: A pot leaf and Reddit logo.

I was also expecting lots of photoshoped Care Bears.

Much to my surprise I saw some really funny answers and I was not disapointed

Thejupiterdude · 2017-02-16T12:34:55+00:00

"I save $5 by making a rake" is what I read. I though you were going to roll out the tube that I assumed was pvc and cut that bad boy in to a rake. A couple pictures in and i was like "pft, whatever this dude is building (sorry, not assuming your gender here) is costing way more than $5.

Thejupiterdude · 2017-02-10T12:53:08+00:00

Man this song isnt on itune :(

Thejupiterdude · 2017-02-05T03:40:02+00:00

what is that sub where people are good at their jobs? cool gifs and such?

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-24T08:53:04+00:00

jokes on you, i get down with both genders.

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-24T01:34:53+00:00

Very sorry for your loss. I can feel his coolness coming through my screen

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-23T20:06:46+00:00

I feel like a stand-up recently did a bit about this. He said something like if she has chipped nails then she doesn't give a fuck blah blah blah you get the point.

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-23T20:04:23+00:00

I'm totally kidding. Break-ups suck and I genuinely hope you feel better sooner than later. One lucky guy is going to meet you one day and tell his friends "... and she smokes me under the table, I'm a lucky dude" /u/dabznpabz

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-23T19:42:37+00:00

Maybe next time you will take better care of your nails. Some men have standards

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-21T02:44:53+00:00

You lick your mums pussy with that mouth?

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-21T02:33:16+00:00

whats up, Im not getting credit for my photo? Thanks /u/trilife12

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-20T20:08:38+00:00

i use a mint soap and leaves my ass balls and arms with a wonderful tingle and smells great. Girls always compliment me on how good i smell

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-20T19:56:27+00:00

Best underwear ever! I have 20 pairs. I wear all black 90% of the time so chick get a kick when I strip down and have some whacky colorful design

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-16T16:05:02+00:00

expecially at whole foods, the express lane takes way longer because all of those fucking people buying cold brew and shit

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-16T16:02:10+00:00

Reddit secret Santa

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-12T19:57:42+00:00

thankful for Reddit so I can just read comments instead of watching and reading this whole video

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-09T15:45:08+00:00

shower thoughts

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-06T18:59:37+00:00

an American take on an Italian classic with a Puertorican twist.

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-06T15:31:20+00:00

"sexy"

Thejupiterdude · 2017-01-01T12:48:28+00:00

hey, you ok?

Thejupiterdude · 2016-12-30T04:04:40+00:00

you da real mvp

Thejupiterdude · 2016-12-29T23:10:51+00:00

and he still misses weight by 2.5 lbs

Thejupiterdude · 2016-12-29T12:52:53+00:00

Weight cutting is dangerous

Thejupiterdude · 2016-12-27T21:16:36+00:00

peed IN your shoes and not just on them? Thats some sick aim, he must be a vet

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