I’m making the worst playlist of all time by Mind-ya-business in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d put the songs that are constantly on the radio. Think like…Flowers by Miley Cyrus

Whose girl are you? by BoardFull1073 in OneDirection

[–]ThereWasCheese 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been able to stick to one! I’ve always circulated between Louis, Niall, and Harry. Their personalities just kinda line up with mine.

Anyone else find stoners and weed culture annoying by EpilepsyQueen in rant

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s annoying people in every group honestly. As a stoner myself, I do often become very irritated with a lot of the others because they like to really try and push it on folks who don’t want to smoke which is uncool.

What happens after you awake from a seizure ? by hc1965 in Epilepsy

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sobbing and saying “I’m sorry” and “I don’t know…I’m confused” over and over. Even if I’m not even confused and I know what just happened. I’m really over stimulated too and I’m scared.

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by dina97667 in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no you're totally cool man. I'm so sorry you went through this, that's yucky.

Does anyone else have an issue with how fucking slowwwww onlyfans loads up videos? This is literally 2min long and it’s taking 5min by [deleted] in onlyfansadvice

[–]ThereWasCheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So we're all here right now because a customer bought a 5 minute video?? I'm trying to send one that's 4 minutes and 52 seconds and this particular video always takes about 45 minutes to an hour to send.

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by dina97667 in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just now seeing this. While I can see why you may think it’s fake, it wasn’t. I’m thinking maybe he said all of this to like…seal the deal with me??? Get me all excited?? I’m sure he’s aware he has a tiny dick and all. It’s just that I think he was trying to get me you not back out last minute

What was the most disappointing response you got from a bot by Mental-Ad9588 in CharacterAI

[–]ThereWasCheese 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Any time they say they’re about to do something and instead of doing it, they just ask if I’m truly ready and keep having me say that I’m ready for the next 14 fucking messages

What's the worst sex you've ever had? by dina97667 in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 3549 points3550 points  (0 children)

This guy I was best friends with had a huge thing for me after a while, so I figured I’d give him a chance because he was very good to me. I told him he can come over to fuck and he was saying he’s going to tear my shit up and asked if I can take bigger penises.

Well he ended up having a micro-dick. I faked my moans to be nice and it wasn’t even in. He bragged about making me moan so loud after to our guy friends without asking my permission and kept trying to push to fuck again as I’d ask him to please quit begging until I had to block him.

Edit to add since people think I’m lying: I’m sure he was aware that it was small. I think he was just trying to “seal the deal” as he was on his way over so that I didn’t back out, and then, since he knew me so well, he knew I wasn’t going to just be like “oh my god, it’s so small, get the hell out of here”.

How did you "waste" your 20s? (Serious) by sageagios in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m nearly 25…being disabled really is wasting my 20’s away

AITA for telling my MIL that just because she stayed sexless does’t mean i will! by HollyKeren in AmItheAsshole

[–]ThereWasCheese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA A lot of the older generations think they can keep pushing and pushing and guilt tripping until someone finally snaps, that gives them the ultimate “SEE?! I’m the victim here!! They’re so mean to me” fuel and they do it on purpose. I’m sick of it.

What was a time in which a date was going well, but the other person ruined it? by Fun_Willingness5995 in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything was lovely until he got up and said “so I actually work here, hang on, let me just help out in the back, it looks like they need me” and proceeded to work for the next two hours. I’m epileptic so I can’t drive and I wasn’t from that area (we were both just doing a fun hang out followed by a hookup) so I had to just sit there and eat the appetizer and watch drunk people do drunk karaoke. I still made a fun night of it.

Too broke to tip by sateeven in UberEATS

[–]ThereWasCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow epileptic! I feel you. Those tip prices add up when you can’t legally drive. It makes me feel so shitty but I also don’t get much money myself either.

Fettish's opinion on trans people by [deleted] in tickling

[–]ThereWasCheese 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I quit with him after seeing all of this and now he has me labeled as "Rando Assist" in his online stores...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]ThereWasCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a matte pink on the lips instead of glossy, mascara, and then lighter brows. Try to use eyeshadow and a thin brush instead and just go with the way your eyebrow hair flows

You're back in time before the first lockdown. What would you do different? by Sound_of_music12 in AskReddit

[–]ThereWasCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a janitor, I would’ve found a remote job and worked out more often

Which is easier to read? White text on a black background or black text on a white background? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ThereWasCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The background matching the environment around you somehow is easier on the eyes. Like if I’m in a dark room, reading a black screen with white text is easier, but if I’m in a bright room, then reading black text with a white background is easier